Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.18-a0-1960-g2eb0f2c (webtiles) character file. 9373 Haifisch the Cruncher (level 11, -3/66 HPs) Began as a Gargoyle Gladiator on Apr 28, 2016. Was a Priest of Hepliaklqana. Slain by a polar bear (5 damage) ... in an ice cave. The game lasted 01:34:20 (11067 turns). Haifisch the Cruncher (Gargoyle Gladiator) Turns: 11067, Time: 01:34:21 Health: -3/66 AC: 26 Str: 19 XL: 11 Next: 45% Magic: 13/13 EV: 8 Int: 9 God: Hepliaklqana [***...] Gold: 401 SH: 2 Dex: 13 Spells: 0 memorised, 10 levels left rFire x . . SeeInvis . a - +3 quarterstaff rCold + . . Gourm . E - +3 chain mail {rPois} rNeg + . . Faith . (shield currently unavailable) rPois ∞ Spirit . c - +0 helmet rElec + Dismiss . A - +2 cloak {+Inv} rCorr . Reflect + o - +0 pair of gloves SustAt . Harm . (no boots) MR +.... l - +2 amulet of reflection Stlth .......... k - ring of ice q - ring of protection from magic @: somewhat resistant to hostile enchantments, extremely unstealthy A: negative energy resistance 1, electricity resistance, unbreathing, petrification resistance, rot immunity, AC +7 a: Recall Ancestor, Ancestor Identity, Transference, Renounce Religion, Evoke Invisibility You were in an ice cave. You worshipped Hepliaklqana. Hepliaklqana was most pleased with you. You were not hungry. You visited 3 branches of the dungeon, and saw 12 of its levels. You also visited: Ice Cave. You collected 401 gold pieces. Inventory: Hand Weapons a - a +3 quarterstaff (weapon) b - a +3 quarterstaff of chaos (You took it off Crazy Yiuf on level 3 of the Dungeon) H - a +0 vampiric glaive (You took it off an orc warrior on level 10 of the Dungeon) Missiles j - 4 poisoned tomahawks (quivered) B - 5 tomahawks Armour c - a +0 helmet (worn) o - a +0 pair of gloves (worn) A - a +2 cloak of invisibility (worn) (You took it off Crazy Yiuf on level 3 of the Dungeon) E - a +3 chain mail of poison resistance (worn) (You took it off an orc on level 8 of the Dungeon) Jewellery k - a ring of ice (right hand) l - a +2 amulet of reflection (around neck) p - an uncursed ring of fire q - a ring of protection from magic (left hand) Wands u - a wand of teleportation (5/9) y - a wand of slowing (26/48) J - a wand of acid (0/15) Scrolls i - 4 scrolls of remove curse v - 2 scrolls of recharging x - 2 scrolls of summoning Potions e - 3 potions of lignification g - a potion of curing h - 2 potions of cure mutation m - a potion of agility {unknown} r - 2 potions of might {unknown} s - 2 potions of mutation {unknown} t - a potion of magic {unknown} z - 2 potions of haste G - 2 potions of brilliance Comestibles f - 8 bread rations n - 2 meat rations w - 12 fruits C - 3 beef jerkies D - 9 slices of pizza I - a royal jelly Skills: - Level 6.5 Fighting + Level 4.2(9.5) Polearms - Level 14.0(14.2) Staves - Level 1.7 Throwing - Level 6.8 Armour + Level 2.6 Dodging - Level 3.2 Invocations You had 10 spell levels left. You didn't know any spells. Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations Branches: Dungeon (10/15) Temple (1/1) D:6 Lair (1/8) D:10 Orc: D:9-12 Altars: Ashenzari Cheibriados Dithmenos Elyvilon Fedhas Gozag Hepliaklqana Kikubaaqudgha Makhleb Nemelex Xobeh Okawaru Pakellas Qazlal Ru Sif Muna Trog Ukayaw Vehumet Xom Yredelemnul Zin The Shining One Shops: D:9 ((% D:10 ( Annotations: D:3 jefus's ghost, weakling MiGl D:8 exclusion: ice statue D:9 Erolcha D:10 Urug Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations You are resistant to torment. Your stone body is resilient (AC +7). You are immune to poison. You resist negative energy. You are resistant to electric shocks. You can survive without breathing. You are immune to petrification. You are immune to rotting. Message History Ye block tha polar bear's attack! Tha polar bear claws ye! * * * dinnae die * * * Drink which item? (? fer menu, 'sc ta quit) Okay, than! Evoke which item? (* ta show all) (? fer menu, 'sc ta quit) Okay, than! Drink which item? (? fer menu, 'sc ta quit) Okay, than! Ye beat tha polar bear like a drum! Tha polar bear be almost dead! Tha polar bear bites ye! * * * dinnae die * * * Tha polar bear claws ye but does nay damage! x2 Unknown command! Ye barely miss tha polar bear! Tha polar bear be almost dead! Tha polar bear bites ye! * * * dinnae die * * * Tha polar bear claws ye! rip #..∩.# #..#####h.... ##...## ##.## .... ###..# #..# ## ##.# #.## #..###.# #..##..# #.###†## ##.##h## #..##@# #.###.# ##.###.# ##..##..# #..###.## ##†###.# #.†#..# ##.#.## #...# You could see a polar bear (berserk). Notes Turn | Place | Note -------------------------------------------------------------- 0 | D:1 | Haifisch the Gargoyle Gladiator began the quest for the Orb. 0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 12/12 MP: 1/1 11 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: cape 17 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: ... 22 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: don't throw the cape 60 | D:1 | Haifisch: sedimn'ted 63 | D:1 | Haifisch: gre'n 63 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: this accent makes no sense 63 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: and it quietly infuriates me 102 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 15/17 MP: 2/2 256 | D:1 | Haifisch: I'm too used to gastronok being the only slug around that seeing dart slugs is freaking me out a bit 256 | D:1 | Haifisch: just on instinct 310 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: drat slugs. 337 | D:1 | Haifisch: run'd gold'n rin' 463 | D:1 | Haifisch: cameo amulet 463 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: and yet cameo amulet doesn't get slurred 463 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: camulet 464 | D:1 | Haifisch: reflection! 464 | D:1 | Haifisch: kinda weirded out by having pluses attached to an amulet 464 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: yeah, it's kinda strange 464 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: they're the same as ring pluses, but 464 | D:1 | SomeoneAwful: but.... 556 | D:1 | Reached skill level 4 in Staves 851 | D:1 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 21/21 MP: 3/3 1104 | D:2 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 26/26 MP: 4/4 1277 | D:2 | Reached skill level 5 in Staves 1279 | D:2 | Haifisch: electrowhip... 1349 | D:2 | SomeoneAwful: it's no quarterstick. 1352 | D:2 | SomeoneAwful: rin' 1984 | D:3 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 30/30 MP: 5/5 1998 | D:3 | Found a faded altar to an unknown god. 2232 | D:3 | Found a hide-covered altar to Ukayaw. 2234 | D:3 | Haifisch: hide-cov'red 2234 | D:3 | Found a blossoming altar of Fedhas. 2235 | D:3 | Found a snail-covered altar of Cheibriados. 2242 | D:3 | Haifisch: oh, this is the dance god 2242 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: ukayaw 2242 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: yeah 2242 | D:3 | Haifisch: the dance of COMBAT 2242 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: i dunno anything about ukayaw 2242 | D:3 | Haifisch: "merge with and destroy a victim" 2242 | D:3 | Haifisch: Ukayaw likes it when you hurt others. 2242 | D:3 | Haifisch: ukayaw has issues. 2242 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: well 2242 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: at least he's honest 2242 | D:3 | Haifisch: Ukayaw allows you to end it by melding with and then violently exploding a foe, 2242 | D:3 | Haifisch: explosions? I'm in. 2242 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: because that's how dancing works!!! 2242 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: TBD. 2242 | D:3 | Haifisch: TBD. 2242 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: lmao. 2242 | D:3 | Haifisch: your punishment is not being able to dance-explode enemies 2242 | D:3 | Became a worshipper of Ukayaw the Reveler 2243 | D:3 | Haifisch: so in theory, I can abandon him for ancestor god if I feel like it with no reprucussions :v 2279 | D:3 | Noticed jefus's ghost (weakling MiGl) 2280 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: what if they actually exist but just aren't written up?!?!?!?!?!?! 2280 | D:3 | Haifisch: ew, defenses. 2408 | D:3 | Reached * piety under Ukayaw 2456 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: stomp with tha beat 2465 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: those aren't hammers!!! 2465 | D:3 | Noticed Crazy Yiuf 2466 | D:3 | Haifisch: circus 2466 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: sin's 2468 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: you feel your sin's crawling on your back 2468 | D:3 | Haifisch: 'stremely large 2473 | D:3 | Haifisch: oh, I guess I should train invo 2474 | D:3 | Haifisch: pretty good stomp with zero invo imo 2474 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: RIP your piety 2475 | D:3 | Haifisch: yiuf is helping 2475 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: he healed you 2475 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: what a pal 2476 | D:3 | Killed Crazy Yiuf 2476 | D:3 | Reached skill level 6 in Staves 2479 | D:3 | SomeoneAwful: wield the chaosstick 2490 | D:3 | Haifisch: ooo 2597 | D:3 | Reached ** piety under Ukayaw 2774 | D:2 | SomeoneAwful: cat meowing 2774 | D:2 | Haifisch: pet 2831 | D:2 | SomeoneAwful: cat walked away when i tried to pet 2831 | D:2 | SomeoneAwful: rude dude 3186 | D:4 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 35/35 MP: 6/6 3190 | D:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Invocations 3190 | D:4 | Reached *** piety under Ukayaw 3318 | D:4 | Reached skill level 7 in Staves 3794 | D:4 | SomeoneAwful: splorin. 3797 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon 3922 | D:5 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 34/40 MP: 8/8 4016 | D:5 | SomeoneAwful: you had a new ability for a second 4016 | D:5 | Haifisch: yyyup. 4139 | D:5 | Haifisch: I feel like this would work a bit better once I get to more enemy-dense parts of the game 4174 | D:5 | SomeoneAwful: probably 4178 | D:5 | SomeoneAwful: yak packs 4679 | D:6 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple. 4688 | Temple | Entered the Ecumenical Temple 4744 | Temple | Haifisch: oh sure, other god gets an alter tile but not dance god 4744 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: cool tile. 4744 | Temple | Haifisch: damn, pak's altar is swanky now 4744 | Temple | Haifisch: but not the rave bar it could have been :( 4744 | Temple | Haifisch: aboot 4744 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: aboot. 4749 | Temple | Haifisch: "swap creatures" 4749 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: rip experience 4749 | Temple | Haifisch: denied experience 4749 | Temple | Haifisch: sounds like an easy swap out for extended :v 4753 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: maybe if you're a meleedude 4753 | Temple | Haifisch: hmm 4753 | Temple | Haifisch: dancegod isn't impressing me imo 4757 | Temple | Fell from the grace of Ukayaw 4757 | Temple | Haifisch: rip 4757 | Temple | Became a worshipper of Hepliaklqana 4757 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: hope there's not actually a wrath 4757 | Temple | Haifisch: you know what'd be fitting wrath? dancing weapons :v 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: Friðuswiþ 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: how would you even pronounce that... 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: at least it's not pulling from the normal pool of follower names? 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: Fry-us-whip? 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: fry-ous-whip? 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: she 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: CRAWL KNOWS 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: how inclusive 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: apparently ð is pronounced like th 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: gr ancestor probably op 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: fryuswith 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: yep 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: lol 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: uh 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: use it 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: ... 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: oh 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: oh 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: wow 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: Neithar 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: you can regender them, too 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: Friðuswiþ 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: lmao it's the name rater. 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: Aye, Fry Us Wit' be definitely a better name! 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: fry us with the ancestor. 4758 | Temple | SomeoneAwful: delicious. 4758 | Temple | Haifisch: ancestor fried chicken 4771 | D:6 | Haifisch: ancestor can fly before I do :( 4836 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: well it's a spooky ghost, so... 4881 | D:6 | Reached skill level 8 in Staves 5023 | D:6 | Reached XP level 8. HP: 44/44 MP: 10/10 5058 | D:6 | Noticed Sigmund 5059 | D:6 | Haifisch: a scytha o' pain 5059 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: payne 5067 | D:6 | Haifisch: ancestor needs sinv :( 5069 | D:6 | Killed Sigmund 5069 | D:6 | Reached skill level 9 in Staves 5070 | D:6 | Haifisch: oh well 5186 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: bra'er 5186 | D:6 | Your ally Fry Us With died 5231 | D:5 | Haifisch: tha mists o' memory 5307 | D:6 | Noticed Duvessa 5307 | D:6 | Noticed Dowan 5308 | D:6 | Haifisch: DOUBLE BATTLE 5308 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: :O 5327 | D:6 | Haifisch: dowan is trying so hard with his wimpy nerd arms 5331 | D:6 | Killed Dowan 5389 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: ... 5389 | D:6 | Haifisch: ...ukayaw? 5389 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: revelers, it's time to dance. 5389 | D:6 | Haifisch: uh. 5389 | D:6 | Haifisch: ok. 5389 | D:6 | Haifisch: I'm assuming that would normally summon shit 5617 | D:6 | Killed Duvessa 5617 | D:6 | Reached skill level 10 in Staves 5759 | D:6 | Haifisch: :v 5759 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: it should probably technically do SOMETHING... 5765 | D:7 | Reached * piety under Hepliaklqana 5792 | D:7 | Haifisch: fr: ukayaw gives you ultra powers in disco pan 5821 | D:7 | Reached skill level 1 in Armour 5842 | D:7 | Your ally Fry Us With died 5879 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: where did your ancestor go 5885 | D:7 | Haifisch: died. 5885 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: rip 5965 | D:7 | Reached XP level 9. HP: 48/48 MP: 11/11 5966 | D:7 | Haifisch: 'she looks harmless' 5966 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: wow 5966 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: diss 6107 | D:7 | Haifisch: fry doing some work 6109 | D:7 | Your ally Fry Us With died 6263 | D:7 | Haifisch: um. 6263 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: uh 6263 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: do you have tele 6263 | D:7 | Haifisch: maybe I don't want to be here 6263 | D:7 | Haifisch: no 6263 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: do you have any potion 6263 | D:7 | Haifisch: MANY POTION 6263 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: hmmmmmmmmmmmm 6263 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: potion master, i require your strongest potions 6263 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: for i am going to battle 6265 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: at least you're immune to poison?... 6265 | D:7 | Haifisch: yes 6265 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: maybe just 6265 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: go for the stairs 6265 | D:7 | Haifisch: and my ancestor is clogging up the bee horde 6265 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: take the bees with you 6268 | D:7 | Your ally Fry Us With died 6269 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: RIP 6269 | D:7 | Haifisch: she tried 6269 | D:7 | Haifisch: a+ effort 6281 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: hahaha 6281 | D:6 | Haifisch: um 6286 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: oh my god 6289 | D:6 | Haifisch: I didn't die! 6289 | D:6 | SomeoneAwful: if you had died, i swear 6658 | D:7 | Reached skill level 11 in Staves 6796 | D:7 | Your ally Fry Us With died 7201 | D:8 | Haifisch: ooo 7201 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: dang 7238 | D:8 | Noticed an ice statue 7303 | D:8 | Reached ** piety under Hepliaklqana 7304 | D:8 | Haifisch: monkeys. 7304 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: ook ook. 7304 | D:8 | Haifisch: "An aggressively territorial primate, known for the astonishing variety & volume of noise it can produce." 7304 | D:8 | Haifisch: so it's a person? 7329 | D:8 | Your ally Fry Us With died 7332 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: yes. 7347 | D:7 | Haifisch: permanent choices... 7347 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: choose a specialty!!! 7347 | D:7 | Haifisch: BATTLEMAGE 7347 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: BATTLEMAGE 7347 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: ahahah 7347 | D:7 | Haifisch: cap'ble 7347 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: hexer seems good 7347 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: to have 7347 | D:7 | Haifisch: leaning BATTLEMAGE, just for the name 7347 | D:7 | Haifisch: otoh it'll probably die a lot 7347 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: i'd probably go hexer because hexes are cool 7347 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: and good 7347 | D:7 | Haifisch: be ye sure? 7347 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: pff 7347 | D:7 | Haifisch: [y]'s 7347 | D:7 | Remembered your ancestor Fry Us With as a hexer 7348 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: i played that videogame 7348 | D:7 | Haifisch: _Hepliaklqana will rememb'r 'tis! 7348 | D:7 | Haifisch: that sounds kind of ominous 7348 | D:7 | SomeoneAwful: bring back your friend 7348 | D:7 | Haifisch: trapped in memory 7348 | D:7 | Haifisch: craaaaawling in itssss misssts 7365 | D:8 | Haifisch: pruple 7365 | D:8 | Haifisch: purple, even 7365 | D:8 | Haifisch: those sure are spells. 7365 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: she'll get better!!! 7365 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: and slow is useful 7365 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: and... being able to hit stuff is useful??? 7365 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: also it negates invis i guess 7365 | D:8 | Haifisch: yeah 7365 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: which helps since your friend can't sinv 7365 | D:8 | Haifisch: http://wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bbq-prawns.jpg 7365 | D:8 | Haifisch: "and you're sure this is food and not another decoration?" 7421 | D:8 | Found a white marble altar of Elyvilon. 7497 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: holy shit 7497 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: that's scary 7497 | D:8 | Haifisch: http://wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tempura-shoe.jpg 7497 | D:8 | Haifisch: food in shoes is a thing, and I do not understand this thing. 7627 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: that's not even a good shoe to put things in! 7630 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: that's not even a good shoe to put feet in!!! 7768 | D:8 | Haifisch: kinda wish the ancestor got a polearm 7781 | D:8 | Reached skill level 12 in Staves 7801 | D:8 | Your ally Fry Us With died 7898 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: clearly it is you who should have chosen a polearm!!!!!!! 8097 | D:8 | Haifisch: http://wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tgi-fridays-pulled-pork-sundae.jpg 8097 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: WHY THO 8097 | D:8 | Haifisch: that probably tastes good, but why pretend it's a sundae 8110 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: the 2 sticks of bacon sticking up... 8113 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: just... 8126 | D:9 | Reached XP level 10. HP: 55/56 MP: 12/12 8131 | D:9 | Haifisch: http://wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/kuuk-restaurant.jpg 8148 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: what the FUCK 8181 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: i dont know what any of this is 8318 | D:9 | Found Sixooha's Weapon Boutique. 8319 | D:9 | Haifisch: Tostada on a marble arch at Kuuk Restaurant. Style 1 Content 0. 8342 | D:9 | Haifisch: detol 8342 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: "a marble arch" 8342 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: detol. 8342 | D:9 | Haifisch: 384 gold for an elec triple sword, wtf 8342 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: ... 8342 | D:9 | Haifisch: maybe I've just forgotten general weapon prices tohugh 8342 | D:9 | Haifisch: but... 8342 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: no that seems kind of crazy 8342 | D:9 | Haifisch: it's not even cursed 8342 | D:9 | Haifisch: http://wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/soup-in-a-shoe.jpg 8513 | D:9 | Found Egganiomm's Weapon Boutique. 8534 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: slightly better than i expected from the title but still really fucking stupid 8534 | D:9 | Haifisch: Egg A Niomm 8534 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: GREATEST UTILITY 8534 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: i always like the names like "of a volcano" 8534 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: like, they're so generic 8534 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: not even capitalized 8534 | D:9 | Haifisch: more expensive than +1 elec triple sword: short sword, +4 speed rapier, volcanoaxe 8534 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: lmao 8534 | D:9 | Haifisch: http://wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/plumbing.jpg 8534 | D:9 | Haifisch: I'd ask why but that describes all of these 8563 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: what the fuck 8628 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: what are those onion rings even doing 8631 | D:9 | Found Dyirubeng's Food Emporium. 8631 | D:9 | Noticed Erolcha 8631 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: taht is so unnecessary 8632 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: uh 8632 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: isnt lightning erolcha banish erolcha 8632 | D:9 | Haifisch: I think so 8632 | D:9 | Haifisch: luckily the stairs are right there 8632 | D:9 | Haifisch: also, Dyirub'ng's 8632 | D:9 | Haifisch: DYI Rubbings 8632 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: name the missing letter 8634 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: oh, it could be paralyse 8634 | D:9 | Haifisch: oh, lightning could also 'just' be paralyze 8634 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: that's much better 8634 | D:9 | Haifisch: e;fb 8634 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: :V 8669 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: ... 8669 | D:8 | Haifisch: ... 8669 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: ukayaw did something 8669 | D:8 | Haifisch: well 8669 | D:8 | Haifisch: too bad it's a plain orc 8669 | D:8 | Haifisch: :v 8670 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: need i remind you of the bee 8777 | D:8 | Haifisch: what 8777 | D:8 | Haifisch: imagine, 5 minutes later 8777 | D:8 | Haifisch: "...you know, that orc going berserk was just WEIRD." 8777 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: lmao 8851 | D:9 | Haifisch: rip 8851 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: oh noo 8851 | D:9 | Haifisch: if only I had some sort of 8851 | D:9 | Haifisch: teleportation wand 8854 | D:9 | Haifisch: ... 8854 | D:9 | Haifisch: well it technically helped? 8854 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: technically! 8854 | D:9 | Haifisch: http://wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/meat.jpg 8860 | D:9 | Your ally Fry Us With died 8863 | D:8 | SomeoneAwful: is that a goddamn clip board 8936 | D:10 | Entered Level 10 of the Dungeon 8948 | D:10 | Noticed a hill giant 8949 | D:10 | Haifisch: yes 8949 | D:10 | Haifisch: um. 8950 | D:10 | Haifisch: umm. 8950 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: this is good 8958 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: super good 8964 | D:9 | Haifisch: time to play "find the other stairs without running into erolcha" 8984 | D:9 | Haifisch: oh. 8984 | D:9 | Haifisch: that was easy. 8984 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: you won! 9059 | D:10 | Reached skill level 13 in Staves 9064 | D:10 | Reached skill level 5 in Armour 9119 | D:10 | Noticed Erica 9126 | D:10 | Haifisch: oh god 9275 | D:10 | Haifisch: ukayaw... 9286 | D:10 | Haifisch: yaaay. 9289 | D:10 | Haifisch: YAAAY. 9303 | D:10 | Killed Erica 9359 | D:10 | Your ally Fry Us With died 9483 | D:9 | SomeoneAwful: cant believe ukayaw has wrath 9483 | D:9 | Haifisch: I can't believe I survived being marked+acid wand erica 9483 | D:9 | Haifisch: including erica being invised by chaosstaff at one point 9552 | D:10 | Found Rig Leza's Weapon Boutique. 9559 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: i can't believe it's not murder 9590 | D:10 | Noticed Urug 9590 | D:10 | Haifisch: urug 9590 | D:10 | Haifisch: just around a corner. :getin: 9592 | D:10 | Haifisch: uh 9592 | D:10 | Haifisch: or not. 9592 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: pfahaha 9600 | D:10 | Your ally Fry Us With died 9613 | D:10 | Haifisch: Fry Us Wit' has departed 'tis plane o' 'sistence! 9613 | D:10 | Haifisch: rip 9649 | D:10 | Found a staircase to the Lair. 9650 | D:10 | Haifisch: this lair entrance vault 9650 | D:10 | Haifisch: just why 9666 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: it's such a pain in the ass 9673 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: i mean it's THEMATIC but it hurts my eyes 9676 | D:10 | Your ally Fry Us With died 9728 | D:10 | Paralysed by the fury of Ukayaw for 5 turns 9728 | D:10 | Was forgiven by Ukayaw 9728 | D:10 | Haifisch: oh god 9728 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: um 9728 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: this... is suboptimal 9734 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: at least it's just a priest 9734 | D:10 | Haifisch: lmao 9734 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: ... lmfao 9734 | D:10 | Haifisch: Tha orc priest hits ye but does nay damage! x4 9734 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: you easily resist. 9734 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: yay no more wrath 9818 | D:10 | Haifisch: starting to regret making Fry Us With a hexer 9818 | D:10 | Haifisch: maybe if she wasn't shit at hexing. 9825 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: i think it gets better as it levels 9837 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: as you level 9848 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: as your piety goes up 9848 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: something 10149 | D:10 | Found a runed door. 10158 | D:10 | Haifisch: clearly this is a good idea 10158 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: op'n that door. 10159 | D:10 | Noticed an anubis guard 10160 | D:10 | Haifisch: um 10160 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: kill it! 10162 | D:10 | Noticed a guardian serpent 10162 | D:10 | an anubis guard changed into a guardian serpent 10163 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: ... 10163 | D:10 | Haifisch: oh 10163 | D:10 | Haifisch: uh 10163 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: kill it!!! 10175 | D:10 | Noticed a spiny frog 10175 | D:10 | a guardian serpent changed into a spiny frog 10176 | D:10 | Haifisch: argh 10176 | D:10 | a spiny frog changed into a troll 10177 | D:10 | Haifisch: >:| 10177 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: ... 10177 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: k-...kill it? 10177 | D:10 | Haifisch: it doesn't even stay corroded 10177 | D:10 | Haifisch: rude 10177 | D:10 | Haifisch: http://wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/chips-and-dips-600x800.jpg 10190 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: confusion doin work 10190 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: oh 10190 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: rude 10197 | D:10 | Haifisch: finally 10223 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: not even a corpse 10225 | D:10 | Noticed a manticore 10226 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: rude as hell 10227 | D:10 | Haifisch: NOPE 10227 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: you can kill a manticore 10227 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: geez 10239 | D:10 | Killed a manticore 10283 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: statues 10284 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: your kin 10284 | D:10 | Haifisch: oh no 10284 | D:10 | Haifisch: a basilisk 10292 | D:10 | Noticed an ettin 10292 | D:10 | Noticed a wolf spider 10293 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: uh 10293 | D:10 | Haifisch: UM 10293 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: LOL 10293 | D:10 | Haifisch: rip 10293 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: acid wand? 10293 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: oh 10293 | D:10 | Haifisch: :( 10293 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: uh 10293 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: ... 10293 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: potion? 10293 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: haste maybe 10293 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: i udnno!!! 10294 | D:10 | Haifisch: DANG 10294 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: DANG 10298 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: uh 10298 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: tele? 10298 | D:10 | Haifisch: yakitysax.mp3 10303 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: good enough 10314 | D:10 | Your ally Fry Us With died 10353 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: :| 10362 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: vampiric 10362 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: glaive 10364 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: you need your buddy 10364 | D:10 | Haifisch: boink 10364 | D:10 | Haifisch: yes 10364 | D:10 | Haifisch: but she's currently DEAD 10364 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: can you revive it with piety 10364 | D:10 | Haifisch: nope. 10365 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: oh 10365 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: sad day 10365 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: there she is 10365 | D:10 | Haifisch: oh, there she is 10389 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: don't staves and polearms crosstrain? 10390 | D:10 | Reached skill level 14 in Staves 10391 | D:10 | Haifisch: yes 10393 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: maybe use the glaive 10393 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: vampiric is good 10393 | D:10 | Haifisch: that mindelay. 10393 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: hahaha 10396 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: pros: not a scythe??? 10396 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: that delay is nasty though 10396 | D:10 | Haifisch: well I'm at staff mindelay anyway 10396 | D:10 | Haifisch: can just train polearms in the meanwhile??? 10415 | D:10 | Reached skill level 1 in Polearms 10415 | D:10 | Reached XP level 11. HP: 38/62 MP: 13/13 10570 | D:10 | Haifisch: http://wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/clog.jpg 10570 | D:10 | Haifisch: why shoes 10570 | D:10 | SomeoneAwful: well they sure CLOGGED up that shoe with food 10571 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: a nice cave 10571 | Lair:1 | Entered Level 1 of the Lair of Beasts 10571 | Lair:1 | Reached *** piety under Hepliaklqana 10572 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: a momn't 'fore! 10572 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: 'tis will slow 'em momn'tarily; 10572 | Lair:1 | SomeoneAwful: nostalgic recollections of an idyllic past 10597 | Lair:1 | Noticed a seven-headed hydra 10601 | Lair:1 | Your ally Fry Us With died 10602 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: uh 10602 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: rip. 10602 | Lair:1 | SomeoneAwful: well 10602 | Lair:1 | SomeoneAwful: that happened 10602 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: hydras are small enough to net, right 10602 | Lair:1 | SomeoneAwful: yes 10606 | Lair:1 | SomeoneAwful: ... 10613 | Lair:1 | Killed a seven-headed hydra 10613 | Lair:1 | Reached skill level 5 in Fighting 10614 | Lair:1 | SomeoneAwful: you did it 10614 | Lair:1 | Haifisch: it's fiiine. 10615 | Lair:1 | SomeoneAwful: RIP net 10643 | Lair:1 | SomeoneAwful: way to not have a map scroll 10687 | Lair:1 | Your ally Fry Us With died 10712 | Lair:1 | Found a frozen archway. 10801 | IceCv | Entered an ice cave 11018 | IceCv | Your ally Fry Us With died 11036 | IceCv | SomeoneAwful: "departed this plane of existence" 11067 | IceCv | HP: 2/66 [polar bear (6)] 11067 | IceCv | Slain by a polar bear Vanquished Creatures A hydra (Lair:1) Erica (D:10) A manticore (D:10) A troll (shapeshifter) (D:10) 2 polar bears (IceCv) A troll (D:9) A spriggan (D:8) A wyvern (D:10) Sigmund (D:6) 4 yaks A basilisk (D:10) A steam dragon (D:7) A hippogriff (D:10) A water moccasin (Lair:1) A black bear (D:8) 9 ice beasts 6 orc warriors A wasp (D:9) A phantom (D:7) 3 ogres 2 wolves (IceCv) A big kobold (D:7) 5 giant frogs 2 water moccasin zombies (D:7) 3 scorpions Dowan (D:6) 7 killer bees A jelly (D:10) 6 wights An electric eel (D:9) 4 howler monkeys 2 crimson imps Crazy Yiuf (D:3) 8 orc priests 5 hounds 11 orc wizards 2 centaur skeletons A giant frog skeleton (D:9) A gnoll shaman (D:7) 2 iguanas 4 worker ants A howler monkey zombie (D:9) 6 gnolls 6 adders 2 shadow imps An ooze (D:2) 4 worms 2 dart slugs 6 giant geckos 27 orcs 3 giant cockroaches 9 goblins 7 hobgoblins 9 jackals 3 quokkas 9 bats 8 giant newts 8 kobolds 8 rats 2 fungi (D:10) 230 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills) A centaur skeleton (D:10) A yak (IceCv) Duvessa (D:6) A scorpion (D:6) 2 killer bees A crimson imp (D:6) An orc priest (D:7) 2 orc wizards An iguana (D:10) A worker ant (D:9) An adder (D:7) 5 orcs (D:10) A jackal (D:7) 2 bats (D:10) A kobold (D:7) 22 creatures vanquished. Vanquished Creatures (others) 9 hexers 6 ancestors 4 fungi (D:10) 19 creatures vanquished. Grand Total: 271 creatures vanquished Vault maps used: D:1: minmay_arrival_four_circles, minmay_misc_feat_encased, minmay_bisected D:2: kennysheep_generic_room_4 D:3: gammafunk_temple_overflow_forgotten, ecumenical_altar_1, uniq_crazy_yiuf_cottage D:4: first_bread, abandoned_shop D:6: minmay_temple_entry_mist, uniq_sigmund, uniq_duvessa D:8: lemuel_ice_statue, old_standard_altar, grunt_pizzeria, dk_vineyard_3 D:9: serial_shops, nicolae_shop_window_shopping, shop, nicolae_shop_stone, nicolae_shop_crystal, uniq_erolcha D:10: due_lair_maze_entry_diamond, serial_shops, nicolae_shop_behind_doors, minivault_13, uniq_erica, uniq_urug Temple: grunt_circular_temple_18 Lair:1: portal_ice_cave_entry_ice_beasts, infiniplex_staircase_pool_2 IceCv: ice_cave_caverns_01 Table legend: A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the entire game. B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game. C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in this place. D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place. F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the number of levels of this place that you've seen. A B C D E F +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 0.7 | 4.3 | 7.7 | 270.1 Dungeon | 88.9 | 88.8 | 0.8 | 4.7 | 8.2 | 311.7 Temple | 1.3 | 1.3 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 28.3 | 46.0 Lair | 6.4 | 6.5 | 0.0 | 0.9 | 0.0 | 227.0 Ice Cave | 3.4 | 3.4 | 0.0 | 3.3 | 0.8 | 121.0 +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+---------------------- Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 | 10-12 || total -------------------------+-------+-------+-------+-------++------- Melee: Quarterstaff | 84 | 202 | 278 | 401 || 965 Throw: Throwing net | | | 4 | 4 || 8 Tomahawk | | | | 1 || 1 Invok: Stomp | | 3 | 1 | || 4 Recall Ancestor | | | 2 | 1 || 3 Ancestor Life: He | | | 1 | || 1 Evoke: Wand | | | | 4 || 4 Use: Scroll | | 7 | 8 | 8 || 23 Potion | | | 4 | 9 || 13 Stab: Confused | | | 1 | 6 || 7 Distracted | | | 1 | 4 || 5 Held in net/web | | | | 2 || 2 Eat: Chunk | 1 | 9 | 9 | 10 || 29 Royal jelly | | | 2 | || 2 Pizza | | | 1 | || 1 Armor: Leather armour | 38 | 47 | | || 85 Ring mail | | 23 | 121 | || 144 Chain mail | | | 21 | 210 || 231 Dodge: Dodged | 41 | 93 | 115 | 100 || 349 Block: Other | 3 | 11 | 14 | 22 || 50 Reflection | | | 1 | 1 || 2