# dbm

key: _high_priest_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ prays.

  @The_monster@ mumbles some strange prayers.

  @The_monster@ intones a terrible prayer.

  @The_monster@ starts to sing a prayer.


key: _high_priest_medium_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ performs a strange gesture.

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You are a heretic and must be destroyed!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will make a fine sacrifice."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You must be punished!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "All sinners must die."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Oblivion to the unbeliever."


key: _high_priest_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Right in the middle of my sermon, too."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "The wages of sin are death, you know."

  @The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "I'll spare you if you take my job."

  @The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "Deep inside, it's sometimes so empty."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "The wrath of @my_God@ will be yours."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Taste sacred energy, fool."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your suffering will cleanse you of your heresy."


key: _mercenary_guard_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very unfriendly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "One false step and I'll kill you."

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'm going to kill you! Now!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "You will never get the ORB!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "No trespassing is allowed here."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Drop everything you've found here and return home."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Return every stolen item!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Intruder!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You must be punished!"


key: _mercenary_guard_medium_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Now you've reached the end of your journey."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "It's nothing personal."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Coming here was your last mistake."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "The best offense is a good offense."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Return immediately or I'll kill you!"


key: _mercenary_guard_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "A dead adventurer is a good adventurer." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "It's the end of the party!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Surrender and die!"


key: _wizard_common_spell_
value:
  @The_monster@ wildly gestures.

  @The_monster@ mumbles some strange words.

  @The_monster@ howls an incantation.


key: _fake_spell_effect_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shimmers violently.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ glows brightly for a moment.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s @hands@ start to glow.

  VISUAL:You feel disoriented. @player_only@

  VISUAL:You feel troubled. @player_only@


key: _wizard_medium_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ becomes larger for a moment.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s eyes start to glow.

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You can't withstand my power!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You are history!"


key: _wizard_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Argatax netranoch dertex."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Dogrw nutew berg."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Entram moth deg ulag!"


key: _friendly_imp_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ jumps up and down with excitement.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins impishly at you.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ picks up some beetles from the @surface@ and offers them to you.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ blows smoke rings.

  @The_monster@ says, "OK, boss!"

  @The_monster@ says, "The Orb is all yours."

  @The_monster@ says, "Isn't this more fun with friends?"


key: _friendly_imp_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Uh-oh! Wait. OK."

  @The_monster@ says, "You're so much nicer than my last boss."

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Stay back! It could be a [ploy|trick|gambit|trap]!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Over here! I found it!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Just tell me who NOT to kill."


key: _friendly_imp_greeting
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I'm here!"

  @The_monster@ says, "You called?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Let's @_cause_or_spread_@ @_mayhem_@!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I @_truckle_@ to your @_vassalage_@, @_suck_up_address_@ @_suck_up_adj1_@ and @_suck_up_adj2_@ @_suck_up_noun_@!"

  w:970
  __NONE


key: _suck_up_adj2_
value:
  {{
  if you.race() == "Mummy" then
      return "velvet-covered"
  elseif you.mutation('beak') > 0 then
      return "pearl-beaked"
  elseif you.transform() == "lich" then
      return "ivory-boned"
  elseif you.transform() == "statue" then
      return "marble-toed"
  elseif you.transform() == "dragon" then
      return "opal-scaled"
  elseif you.race() == "Felid" then
      return "pillow-pawed"
  elseif you.race() == "Octopode" then
      return "soft-tentacled"
  elseif you.race() == "Formicid" then
      return "massive-mandibled"
  else
      return "rosy-lipped"
  end
  }}

  awesome

  greatest

  god-like


key: _hostile_imp_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ laughs crazily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ lashes @possessive@ tail.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grinds @possessive@ teeth.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ puffs mist at @foe@.


key: _hostile_imp_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ spits at @foe@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ picks up a beetle and eats it.

  @The_monster@ sputters.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ disappears for a moment.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ summons a swarm of flies.


key: default silenced confused humanoid
value:
  w:40
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures wildly.

  w:20
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ says something but you don't hear anything.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks confused.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles happily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ cries.


key: _fleeing_silenced_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ opens @possessive@ mouth, as if shouting.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ frantically looks around.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ ponders the situation.


key: _friendly_silenced_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks at you.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves at you.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles happily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ jumps up and down, looking for your attention.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ winks at you.


key: default silenced humanoid
value:
  w:6
  @_silenced_humanoid_common_@

  w:4
  @_silenced_humanoid_rare_@

  @The_monster@ stomps in frustration.


key: _silenced_humanoid_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures obscenely.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks angry.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to be listening.


key: _friendly_confused_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ screams, "Help!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "What's happening?!"

  @The_monster@ mumbles something.

  @The_monster@ laughs crazily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ cries.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very confused.


key: _friendly_confused_medium_
value:
  @The_monster@ giggles crazily.

  @The_monster@ screams, "@player_name@! What's going on?!"

  @The_monster@ prays for help.

  @The_monster@ smirks at the air and says, "Can't catch me!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins madly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ ponders the situation.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stomps to and fro.


key: _friendly_confused_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ shouts, "I'm losing control!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Yeah!"

  @The_monster@ sings.

  @The_monster@ screams, "@player_name@! Help!"

  @The_monster@ says, "@player_name@, I'm a little confused!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems enamored of @foe@.


key: _confused_humanoid_common_
value:
  w:20
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures wildly.

  @The_monster@ shouts, "What's happening?!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ cries.

  @The_monster@ laughs crazily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins madly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ laughs at nothing.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ chortles and stares into space.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very confused.

  @The_monster@ mumbles something.


key: _confused_humanoid_medium_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ ponders the situation.

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm a little confused."

  @The_monster@ asks, "Where am I?"

  @The_monster@ wonders, "What am I doing in here?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Why is everything spinning?"

  @The_monster@ screams, "I'll kill you anyway!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ covers @possessive@ eyes.


key: _confused_humanoid_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ yells, "Get them off me!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "NO!"

  @The_monster@ howls, "My nostrils!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "YES!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ suddenly looks very angry at the Dungeon.

  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Who are you?"

  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "What the hell are we doing here? Hmm, I see..."

  @The_monster@ cries, "My head! MY HEAD!!!"

  @The_monster@ screams, "NO! I can't bear this much noise."


key: _friendly_fleeing_common_
value:
  w:20
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to hide somewhere.

  @The_monster@ screams, "Help!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Cover me!"

  @The_monster@ screams, "@player_name@! Help me!"

  @The_monster@ prays for help.


key: _friendly_fleeing_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@, "Wait for me, @player_name@! Could you help me?"

  @The_monster@ cries, "Don't forget your friends!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Please protect me!"


key: _fleeing_humanoid_common_
value:
  w:20
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gives up.

  w:20
  @The_monster@ @_yells_@, "Help!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ [almost|nearly] stumbles in trying to escape.

  @The_monster@ prays for help.

  @The_monster@ cowers, then darts away.

  @The_monster@ starts to cry.

  @The_monster@ yells at you, "GO AWAY!"

  @The_monster@ gibbers meaninglessly.

  @The_monster@ howls in fear.

  @The_monster@ [moans|wails|cries], "Oh dear! Oh dear!"

  @The_monster@ @_begs_@ @to_foe@, "Please don't kill me!"

  @The_monster@ begs for mercy.

  @The_monster@ cries @to_foe@, "Mercy!"


key: _fleeing_humanoid_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ @_begs_@ @to_foe@, "Why can't we all just get along?"

  @The_monster@ @_mutters_@, "Damn and blast!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "No! I'll never do that again!"

  @The_monster@ [blubbers|cries], "[Mommeee|Daddeee|Meeeeep|Help meeeeeeee|Eeeeekkkk|Oh nooooooo|Waaaaaa]!"

  @The_monster@ @_begs_@ @to_foe@, "Please! I have a lot of children!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks [rattled|scared stiff|petrified].

  @The_monster@ weeps quietly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks desperately for an escape route.

  @The_monster@ hums to @reflexive@ desperately, trying to keep calm.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ attempts to regain @possessive@ composure.

  @The_monster@ @_mutters_@, "Of all the rotten luck!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to recover @possessive@ lost courage.


key: _friendly_family_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I like you, cousin!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Family always sticks together, @player_name@!"

  @The_monster@ says, "@player_genus@kind's got to stick together!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "@player_genus_plural@ are the best!"

  @The_monster@ says happily, "You and me, we're family."


key: default friendly humanoid
value:
  w:4
  __NONE

  @_friendly_humanoid_common_@

  w:4
  @_friendly_humanoid_medium_@

  w:1
  @_friendly_humanoid_rare_@


key: _friendly_humanoid_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ yells, "Run! I'll cover you!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Die, monster!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks at you.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles at you.

  @The_monster@ says, "@player_name@, I like you."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves at you.

  @The_monster@ says, "Be careful!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I'll never leave you."


key: _friendly_humanoid_medium_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "It's nice to have friends."

  @The_monster@ says, "@player_name@, you are my only friend."

  @The_monster@ shouts, "No mercy! Kill them all!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't worry. I'm here with you."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles happily.

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Beware of monsters!"


key: friendly hound
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ wags @possessive@ tail.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ barks [happily|excitedly]!

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ runs in silly circles!

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks up at you expectantly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ scratches @possessive@ ear.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ cocks @possessive@ head sideways at you.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ scratches at a flea.

  w:1
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gnaws at a bone — where's that from?

  @hound@


key: friendly hound shoals
value:
  w:50
  @friendly hound@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ [plays|frolics] in the surf!

  There's a distinct wet dog smell emanating from @the_monster@.

  w:1
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ hopefully picks up a piece of driftwood and looks at you.


key: default confused insect
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ wildly waves @possessive@ antennae.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to be having trouble coordinating all six of @possessive@ legs.


key: default confused winged insect
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ flutters around in erratic circles.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ wildly waves @possessive@ antennae.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ wobbles in @possessive@ flight.


key: default confused centipede
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to be having trouble coordinating @possessive@ many legs.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ wildly waves @possessive@ antennae.


key: silenced player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares at @foe@.

  w:5
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ points at @foe@ threateningly.

  w:5
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares at @foe@ while slowly dragging a finger across @possessive@ throat.


key: fighting player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ boasts, "I have defeated monsters you have never seen."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ takes a fighting stance.

  @The_monster@ says, "My insurmountable tactics guarantee your defeat."

  @The_monster@ says, "Are you willing to die fighting? I was!"

  @The_monster@ sneers, "Do you call that fighting?"

  @The_monster@ laughs, "And you think you're capable of finding the ORB? I had it, you know. Then I gave it away so I could steal it AGAIN."


key: short blades player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "It's not the size of the blade that matters, it's how you use it."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You sneer at my short blade, I will sneer at your cold corpse."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ flicks @possessive@ blade from hand to hand, faster than the eye can follow.


key: long blades player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ holds @possessive@ blade at the ready.

  @The_monster@ says, "Live by the sword, die by the sword."


key: axes player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I'll split you in two!"

  @The_monster@ mumbles, "They all look like pillowcases to me..."

  @The_monster@ says, "Try not to bleed too much."


key: maces & flails player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "They'll have to sweep you off the floor after I'm finished with you!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ crushes a nearby insect and laughs.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Crushing you to a pulp will hurt a lot. After that? Painless! I promise!"


key: polearms player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "One skewered @foe_genus@, coming right up."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your head on a pike would complement this floor nicely."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your head would complement my pike nicely."


key: staves player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I excel at staving off weak adventurers."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ twirls @possessive@ quarterstaff.

  @The_monster@ threatens to break your skull. @player_only@


key: slings player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ whirls a spectral sling over @possessive@ head.

  @_generic_ranged_@


key: crossbows player ghost
value:
  @_generic_ranged_@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ [struggles to reload|effortlessly reloads] @possessive@ weapon.


key: throwing player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ glances around for something to throw.

  @The_monster@ deftly throws insults at you. @player_only@

  @_generic_ranged_@


key: armour player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "You cannot hurt me!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I am invincible!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I am made of steel!"


key: dodging player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Missed me!"

  @The_monster@ ducks and says, "Too high!"

  @The_monster@ dodges and says, "Too slow!"


key: stealth player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to sneak away.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to blend into @possessive@ surroundings.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ whispers something so quietly that you cannot hear @objective@.

  VISUAL:For a moment, you lose track of @the_monster@.

  @The_monster@ whispers, "Be very very quiet, I'm hunting @player_genus_plural@." @player_only@

  VISUAL:For a moment, @the_monster@ blends into the shadows.


key: unarmed combat player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ sneers, "Only the weak need weapons."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ feints to the [left|right].

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ assumes a wrestling stance.

  @The_monster@ says, "I break bones and crack skulls... with my bare hands."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ swings @possessive@ fists at you. @player_only@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ flexes @possessive@ fingers.


key: spellcasting player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I have spells for any situation."

  @The_monster@ says, "I am proof that knowledge is power."

  @The_monster@ says, "Watch and be amazed!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I practised a lot since I died."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s fingertips begin to glow.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ frowns in concentration.

  @The_monster@ says, "I am smarter than you!"


key: conjurations player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ takes aim.

  @The_monster@ says, "I will blast you to bits."

  @The_monster@ [adeptly chants|mispronounces] a nearly unspeakable incantation.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is bathed in the radiant lights of Iskenderun.

  VISUAL:Energy condenses in front of @the_monster@, but quickly dissipates.


key: hexes player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will soon be helpless to avoid my power."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "When I snap my fingers, you will think you are a chicken."


key: summonings player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "It's dangerous to adventure alone."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ pulls a quokka out of @possessive@ cap.

  @The_monster@ points @at_foe@ and yells, "Attack!"

  @The_monster@ says, "It's nice to have friends."


key: necromancy player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Soon you will be my slave."

  @The_monster@ says, "Death will end your pain."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Don't worry, I won't let your corpse go to waste."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "After I kill you, I will kill you again."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I need your bones for a spell of mine."


key: translocations player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ flickers in and out of reality.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is wreathed in a cloud of translocational energy.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ blinks @at_foe@.


key: transmutations player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ briefly looks inexplicably like a @_form_@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ briefly turns into a @_form_@ and back.


key: fire magic player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I love the smell of burning flesh."

  @The_monster@ says, "Would you like to be cremated?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't worry, you'll be warm in a moment."


key: ice magic player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:A chill runs down your spine. @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I hope the next monster to meet you likes frozen food!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "An ice sculpture of you would look very nice here."


key: air magic player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is surrounded by a shower of sparks.

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm really charged up about this fight."

  @The_monster@ says, "Resistance is futile!"


key: earth magic player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "A rolling stone gathers plenty of @foe_name@."

  @The_monster@ says, "All of the earth is under my command."

  VISUAL:The earth trembles for a moment.


key: poison magic player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "A minor scratch like that one is certainly harmless."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Go ahead. Run away."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "It doesn't matter if you kill me. You'll still die."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Don't move, or the poison will kill you faster."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I don't need to breathe anymore, but you do!"


key: invocations player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ curses the gods.

  @The_monster@ says, "This is what relying on the gods got me."

  @The_monster@ sneers @at_foe@, "Where's your god now?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Bah, the gods are useless!"

  @The_monster@ mutters, "So much for the promised afterlife."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ prays.


key: evocations player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Are you sure you're pointing that wand in the right direction?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I could kill you with a [stone|fan|lamp]."


key: ashenzari player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Life is a curse, you will soon understand."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your future is not even bleak."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will be nailed to the ground forevermore."

  @The_monster@ whispers: "Through my death, I saw my mistakes, and the mistakes of many more..."

  @The_monster@ says with laughter: "And yet I knew I would end up like that..."

  @The_monster@ promises, "I will read your future in your entrails."


key: beogh player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Nobody wants to follow a dead messiah!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I used to walk on water. Now I just fly over it."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I don't need an army to kill you!"


key: cheibriados player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "What's the hurry? You'll die anyway."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You can run, but you can't hide!"


key: dithmenos player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I shall send you to the shadows!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Just let the darkness consume you."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I walk in shadow, and soon so shall you."


key: elyvilon player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "In life, I might have healed you instead."

  @The_monster@ says, "I thought violence couldn't solve anything, but it solved me."

  @The_monster@ muses, "Killing is much more fun than I thought it would be."


key: fedhas player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ moans, "Why did I trust plants to save my life?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I can no longer spread life, but I can still bring your death!"

  @The_monster@ says, "You will make such fine fertiliser."

  @The_monster@ says, "Life goes in cycles. In a little while, you'll be reborn as a tapeworm."


key: gozag player ghost
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves a bulging coin purse at you.

  @The_monster@ says, "You're as good as gold."

  @The_monster@ says, "I guess you can't buy your way into a good afterlife."


key: jiyva player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Still so attached to shiny items?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Foolish people, craving for loot."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I didn't need trinkets in life, I don't need them now."


key: kikubaaqudgha player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I was going to become a lich, but this is almost as good."

  @The_monster@ screams at @foe@, "You cannot imagine the pain and torment in store for you!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Death will always conquer life."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You would make a fine zombie."


key: lugonu player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says regretfully, "I wish I had corrupted all of this!"

  @The_monster@ says, "What a barren place. A pity you won't get a chance to visit the Abyss!"

  @The_monster@ proudly claims, "A renegade god deserves renegade ghosts."


key: makhleb player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I won't need demonic support against you."

  @The_monster@ says, "I died to destroy people like you for fun."

  @The_monster@ says, "Destruction is an occupation beyond life."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "First you will suffer, then you will die."


key: nemelex xobeh player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ tells you, "The cards don't hold a good future for you."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I will deal out your death!"


key: okawaru player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I was once a great warrior, and I still am!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Ah, a second chance to prove myself in battle!"


key: pakellas player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "You're just another problem to be solved."

  @The_monster@ says, "You're really going to get a charge out of this one."

  @The_monster@ says, "Spells? Hah! My gadgets will show what real magic is!"


key: qazlal player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "A storm is coming..."

  @The_monster@ says, "Let nature run its course against you!"

  @The_monster@ says, "The earth shall destroy you!"


key: ru player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I sacrificed my body for ultimate power!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I'll show you the great annihilating truth!"

  @The_monster@ tells you, "None of this matters. None of this is real!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "First you will suffer, then you will die."


key: sif muna player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Death is but another step down the path of knowledge."

  @The_monster@ says, "I have plenty of time to study, now."


key: the shining one player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I was promised divine protection. So much for that."

  @The_monster@ says, "In life I battled great evil. Now I just battle."

  @The_monster@ says, "They say chivalry is dead. Well, so am I."

  @The_monster@ whispers, "I have become one of them."

  @The_monster@ mumbles, "We raided the strongholds of evil. Now I walk alone."

  @The_monster@ utters, "No lamp to guide me anymore..."


key: trog player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ yells, "Who would have thought, even in death it is a pleasure to sever!"

  @The_monster@ screams in joy, "As in life, so in death: Kill! Kill!! Kill!!!"


key: vehumet player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ threatens, "I'm fresh out of hellfire, but you will end anyway."

  @The_monster@ says, "The agents of utter destruction are not stopped by death."

  @The_monster@ boasts, "After taking care of you, I will research a spell that consumes the world."

  @The_monster@ threatens, "Do not fail me, O fires of Iskenderun!"


key: xom player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ @_laughs_@, "I laugh when killing. So smile when dying. SMILE!"

  @The_monster@ complains, "You're an easy kill, but not a fun one."

  @The_monster@ reminisces, "I miss the gifts and the pranks."

  @The_monster@ twaddles, "I had a jolly good time in life, and I have a jolly good time now!"

  @The_monster@ giggles, "Hey deadhead, what fun to see your head drop dead!"

  @The_monster@ says: "I need scissors! I think I chipped a nail somewhere..."

  @The_monster@ tries to make a funny facial expression.


key: yredelemnul player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will serve me forever."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I shall make you my slave for eternity."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "First you will die, then you will suffer."


key: zin player ghost
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I died poor and in vain, but not as a freak."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "For all the tithing, I expected a more glorious afterlife than this."


key: _generic_ranged_
value:
  @The_monster@ takes aim @at_foe@.

  You feel something passing dangerously close to your head. @player_only@


key: _player_ghost_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares at @foe@.

  @The_monster@ lets out a mournful wail.

  @The_monster@ keens inconsolably.

  @The_monster@ wails.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ ripples.

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "What do you have that I didn't have?"

  @The_monster@ says very slowly, "There's no hope."

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "You will never get the ORB!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ whispers, "The ORB doesn't exist." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "They lied to you. The Dungeon just goes down and down forever."

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "You will join me soon!"

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "You must not succeed where I failed!"

  @The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "There is no future for you."


key: _player_ghost_medium_
value:
  @The_monster@ laughs crazily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  @The_monster@ makes a sound of rattling chains.

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "I was like you once."

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "Very impressive. But it won't help. Nothing will."

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "I have seen your future, and it is all used up."

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "Do you think the gods will protect you?"

  @The_monster@ screams, "I'll kill anyone who wants the ORB!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Don't try to defend! You have no chance!"

  @The_monster@ screams, "Zot is a myth, the ORB is a fable, you'll soon be a tale!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ whispers, "Death is liberation."

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "Death is your only future!"

  @The_monster@ whispers, "Meet the emptiness of death!"

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "There is no future for me!"

  @The_monster@ whispers, "They're coming for you..."

  @The_monster@ whispers, "Trust me. Just give in."


key: _player_ghost_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "To die, to sleep, no more."

  @The_monster@ whispers, "Everlasting silence awaits you..."

  @The_monster@ whispers, "Death doesn't hurt. What you feel is life."

  @The_monster@ whispers, "You will understand me better in a moment."

  @The_monster@ whispers, "It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream."

  @The_monster@ whispers, "Soon you will have time, lots of time..."

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "You must not fail where I succeeded!"


key: _aizul_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ yawns, and then pretends @subjective@ didn't.

  @The_monster@ says, "Feeling sleepy?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I wasn't actually sleeping!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ hisses menacingly.

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll haunt your nightmares!"


key: _aizul_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Sweet dreams!"

  @The_monster@ hums a lullaby.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ coils and then uncoils.

  @The_monster@ says, "Everybody has to sleep sometimes."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Fancy a snooze?"

  @The_monster@ says, "They said they'd gotten someone better!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Replaced! How does it feel to be replaced?"

  @The_monster@ moans, "No job prospects! Who wants sleepy Aizul to guard their treasure?"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ winks several times @at_foe@.


key: _agnes_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ bows.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You dishonour your ancestors."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I despise a dishonourable opponent."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "It is my duty to kill you, but also my pleasure."

  @The_monster@ mutters, "I never trained for this."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will find the Path of Peace easy to follow, in death."


key: _agnes_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "The ORB is mine by right."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "I will kick you around like a rattan ball!"

  @The_monster@ asks, "Have you seen my kris anywhere?"

  @The_monster@ mutters, "I could really go for a good breadfruit right now."


key: arachne
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Come to my web."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Come closer, little fly."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You'll find yourself a bit attached to my weave."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "No one escapes my webs."


key: _asterion_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ snorts and paws the ground.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ slowly taps @possessive@ weapon in @possessive@ hand.

  @The_monster@ says, "Soon your soul will belong to Makhleb." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "Makhleb has given me powers of destruction."

  @The_monster@ says, "Your corpse will decorate my castle walls." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "In my kingdom, weaklings like you are put to the sword." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "No maze can contain me."

  @The_monster@ says, "Enter my house and I will deliver you from evil." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "My mother, she was a queen." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ screams, "Stop staring at me!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ bellows, "My home has fourteen doors!"

  @The_monster@ chants a prayer to Makhleb.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your valuables will do nicely in my coffers." @player_only@


key: _asterion_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ unleashes a bloodcurdling roar.

  @The_monster@ chants and is briefly shrouded in fire.

  @The_monster@'s eyes glow.
  You hear demonic laughter.

  @The_monster@ says, "{{
      if you.skill("Spellcasting") >= 5 then
        return "Ah, a wizard! I'll enjoy hearing you beg for your life."
      else
        return "You're no warrior. You fight like a peasant!"
      end }}" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "{{
      if you.god() == "Makhleb" then
        return "In the name of our god, lay down your life!"
      else
        return "Kneel before Makhleb, unbeliever!"
      end }}" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "What ORB?! I have an entire kingdom!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Bow down before your king! Bow! Bow!!" @player_only@


key: _azrael_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ laughs insanely.

  @The_monster@ howls in rage.

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Burn! Burn! All of it must BURN!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ blows smoke rings.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s eyes look fiery.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is momentarily hidden by a cloud of flames.


key: _azrael_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ grins and asks @foe,@ "Are you [flammable|inflammable|feeling hot]?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "We're having tasty @foe_genus@ kabobs tonight!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "No! No! YES! No!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ whirls about in circles.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

  @The_monster@ wonders @at_foe@, "Do you still suffer from delusions of adequacy?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "May your bottom itch incessantly and may your @_player_arms_@ be too short to scratch it."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You child of a motherless goat."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You child of a rabid dog! Grandchild of a stinking jackal! Great-grandchild of a plucked vulture!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "May a porcupine live in your trousers for a thousand days and die there for a thousand and one."


key: _player_arms_
value:
  {{
  if you.race() == "Felid" then
      return "paws"
  elseif you.race() == "Octopode" then
      return "tentacles"
  elseif you.race() == "Formicid" then
      return "limbs"
  else
      return "arms"
  end
  }}


key: _bai_suzhen_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ grumbles, "Damn that jealous turtle monk."

  @The_monster@ pines for @possessive@ lost husband.

  @The_monster@ roars, "Even the heavens can't separate us forever!"

  @The_monster@ inspects @possessive@ gathered herbal reagents.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ twists and twirls @possessive@ body through the storm.


key: _bai_suzhen_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ grouses about [the pranks of immortal alchemists|immature sisters].

  @The_monster@ hisses, "Days like this make me miss drinking."

  @The_monster@ affirms to @reflexive@, "Our love will make it through this."

  @The_monster@ wonders wistfully, "Should I have meditated another thousand years?"

  w:5
  @The_monster@ whispers to @reflexive@, "Everyone I saved... Everyone I doomed..."

  w:5
  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s form shimmers in the rain.


key: _blork_common_
value:
  w:20
  @_generic_orc_speech_@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ frowns.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks angry.

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I don't like you!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'm going to kill you!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'm much stronger than you!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll eat your brain! And then I'll vomit it back up!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You are the ugliest creature I've ever seen!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Die!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll cover the dungeon with your blood!"


key: _blork_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll rip your head off!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll break your legs!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll break your arms!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll crush all your ribs! One by one!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll make a cloak from your skin!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll decorate my home with your organs!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll drink your blood! Soon!"


key: _boris_medium_
value:
  @The_monster@ laughs.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You can't imagine my power."

  @The_monster@ says, "You want the ORB? You'll never get it." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "My power is unlimited."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You can't kill me. I'm immortal."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I know the secret of eternal life. Do you?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I know your future. Your future is death."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Who wants to live forever? Me."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "There's only one solution for you. To die."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You can never win."


key: _boris_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I didn't invite you."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "The world, the flesh and the devil."

  @The_monster@ says "Magic. You know nothing about it."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'll be back."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Join the legion of my servants."


key: _boris_return_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You haven't seen the last of me!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'll get you next time!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "This isn't over yet!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I'll be back!"

  @The_monster@ says, "This isn't the end, it's only just beginning!"


key: _boris_return_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Kill me? I think not!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You cannot defeat me so easily!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "We will meet again!"


key: _chuck_generic_
value:
  @The_monster@ grunts.

  @The_monster@ says, "Me like rocks."

  @The_monster@ says, "Me has lots rocks."

  @The_monster@ says, "Want to see my rocks?"

  @The_monster@ says, "You look bit like rock."

  @The_monster@ says, "Big rocks, small rocks, huge rocks! Magic rocks!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ drools a little bit.


key: _chuck_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Me has best rocks."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ inspects you suspiciously.

  @The_monster@ says, "No steal rocks!"

  @The_monster@ screams, "THIEF!"

  @The_monster@ says, "You took it. Me saw."

  @The_monster@ says, "Best rocks! Rocks!"

  @The_monster@ says, "ROCKS!"

  @The_monster@ says, "ME ROCKS!"


key: xom crazy yiuf
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "The life which is unexamined is not worth living."

  @The_monster@ says, "My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all."

  @The_monster@ says, "One may say the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

  @The_monster@ says, "Which is more difficult, to awaken one who sleeps or to awaken one who, awake, dreams that he is awake?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Everyone has the same god; only people differ."

  @The_monster@ says, "Against boredom even gods struggle in vain."

  @The_monster@ says, "No facts are to me sacred; none are profane; I simply experiment, an endless seeker, with no past at my back."

  @The_monster@ says, "The present is the child, and the necessary child, of all the past, and the mother of all the future."

  @The_monster@ says, "Reason is nothing but a wonderful and unintelligible
  instinct in our souls."

  @The_monster@ says, "It is extremely absurd to expect to be enlightened by reason, and yet to prescribe to it beforehand on which side it must incline."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ considers dialectic materialism.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ ponders an existential dilemma.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shuffles @possessive@ notes under @possessive@ cloak.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ heaves a sigh in contemplation.


key: orb crazy yiuf
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Wait for me!"

  @The_monster@ says, "You found it!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Get me out of this place."

  @The_monster@ says, "You came back for me."


key: confused crazy yiuf
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "This beard itches something crazy!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I wonder if I left the window open."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ scratches @possessive@ head thoughtfully.

  @The_monster@ says, "Have you seen my glasses?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Perhaps I shall have lamb for dinner."

  @The_monster@ says, "Oh, this is rather nice."

  @The_monster@ says, "Have you seen my cloak?"

  @The_monster@ laughs.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ counts something out on @possessive@ fingers.

  @The_monster@ says, "My, my head's in a spin!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I feel rather peculiar."


key: _crazy_yiuf_speech_
value:
  w:300
  @The_monster@ @_crazy_yiuf_speech_verbs_@, "@_crazy_yiuf_sentence_@"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves @possessive@ quarterstaff at you. @player_only@

  @The_monster@ cries, "You leg down broken song, no?"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ glowers.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ twirls on the spot.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ flaps @possessive@ cloak.

  @The_monster@ says, "Crazy? Crazy!? PORCUPINE!"

  @The_monster@ sings, "Trees, trees, trees, circus!"

  w:2
  @The_monster@ says, "I'm not crazy!"


key: _crazy_yiuf_sentence_
value:
  w:2
  @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_@! @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_@ @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_@ @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_@.

  w:6
  @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_@ @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_@ @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_@!

  w:2
  @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_@!


key: _crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_
value:
  You

  Peeping

  Fire

  Ice

  Shadow

  Iron

  Action

  Aardvark

  Announcement

  Paint

  Snoogle

  Hah

  Powder

  Hack

  Scoff

  Two

  Candle

  Gum

  Rot

  Castle

  Cholesterol

  Buddy

  Snower

  Leather

  Rifle

  Trifle

  Fluff

  Gnoll

  Orb

  Adder

  Dawk

  Goldfish

  Shower

  Line

  Mountain

  Tosser

  Tonal

  East

  Blight

  Lay

  Whiteboard

  Flower

  Papa

  Mama

  Whippet

  Pitchfork

  Cod

  Ghoul

  Snurf

  Goober

  Prologue

  Proton

  Key

  Island

  Ten

  Cards

  Sif Muna

  Lugonu

  Nubble

  Race

  Seed

  Cake

  Citrus

  Spliff

  Defame

  Liver

  Mugger

  Walk

  Earwax


key: _crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_
value:
  sing-song

  sing

  song

  broken

  leg

  down

  bush

  tired

  snail

  Xom

  cower

  chair

  blue

  green

  sallow

  sow

  horse

  stair

  wrapper

  King

  infinity

  cloud

  bag

  tea

  light

  dark

  water

  foot

  shoe

  hand

  arm

  head

  eyeball

  snockshim

  koolooloo

  toodlewoodle

  childish

  ragdoll

  seventy

  poople

  ladder

  illywillydillykilly

  Orb Guardian

  Hive

  tortoise

  turtle

  testudinal

  return to song

  mobile

  senile

  canine

  disdain

  pontify

  verde

  hog

  ena

  spinner

  agre

  arga

  meccalolo

  fast

  aubergine

  sanguine

  forty-two

  unthinkable

  high

  action

  pizzabubble

  noodlescoop

  mumblescurry

  alas

  rumpyflump

  sizzlefizz


key: _dissolution_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ gurgles.

  @The_monster@ gurgles loudly.

  @The_monster@ emits a sizzling noise.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ jiggles.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ wobbles.


key: _dissolution_speech_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Join with me for eternity!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Become one with my sorrow!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Slime for the Slime God!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Acid is thicker than water."

  @The_monster@ says, "Acid to acid, slime to slime."

  @_dissolution_rare_@


key: _dissolution_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "We come from slime, we turn to slime."

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says, "From Slime we come, to Slime we go."

  @The_monster@ says, "Resolve to dissolve!"

  @The_monster@ presages, "An acid flood will etch off all the scum!"

  w:2
  @The_monster@ says, "There is a problem solver and @possessive@ name is Dissolver!"


key: temple donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "I can never find the altar I want in here."

  @The_monster@ says, "There are too many gods demanding my worship. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "Why did you bring me all the way here just to see the Temple?"

  @The_monster@ says, "There's not enough treasure in here."

  @The_monster@ says, "You've already taken the rune from here, haven't you?"

  @The_monster@ says, "The so-called 'good' gods are just as evil as the rest. I hate hypocrisy."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate temples."

  w:5
  @The_monster@ says, "What about an ecumenical tavern?"


key: orc donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Orcs complain a lot, don't they? I hate it."

  @The_monster@ says, "Orcs smell really bad. Yuck."

  @The_monster@ says, "At least there's gold. That doesn't make up for it."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'll never be able to carry all this gold! I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "What do they mine anyway? I've never seen them mine anything."

  @The_monster@ says, "Have you ever seen an orcish miner? Me neither."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ kicks a rock and scowls.

  @The_monster@ says, "Why is it so dark? Have they never heard of torches?"

  @The_monster@ ponders, "They're ugly as hell, too!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I ran into an orc. He called himself a warlord, and I asked what war?"

  @The_monster@ says, "These orcs are so stupid, they must've eaten the rune."

  @The_monster@ says, "I asked for directions to the rune, but they belched at me."

  @The_monster@ says, "I prefer the Lair of the Beasts, to be honest. At least animals don't complain."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate complainers so much."


key: elf donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Why would you have your front door in a mine? Stupid."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hope this rune is worth it!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I thought elves might be good for a party. Nope."

  @The_monster@ says, "Really pretty, but really, really boring. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "What's with all the gesturing? I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "Why do these elves have so many gross rats and spiders?"

  @The_monster@ says, "None of these elves know how to fight. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "What's the point of a Hall of Blades anyway?"


key: swamp donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "What's that horrible smell? It's like... yuck."

  @The_monster@ says, "If there's anything I hate more than water, it's brackish swamp water."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate trees. I hate swamp water. I hate this place."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'd like to genocide mosquitoes."

  @The_monster@ says, "That buzzing noise? I hate that the most."

  @The_monster@ says, "What could mosquitoes possibly want with my blood?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hope these swamp worms drown."

  @The_monster@ says, "Damn it, I left my flaming sword at home."

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't you hate leeches? I know I do."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate mosquitoes. Almost as much as I hate swamp water."

  @The_monster@ says, "At least there's some dry land. I hate getting wet."

  @The_monster@ says, "Is there a plague of frogs happening, or something? At least it's not locusts."

  @The_monster@ says, "The more heads they grow, the more I hate hydras."


key: shoals donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Tides? I despise tides. No, wait, I hate tides!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I like turtle soup. I hate turtles."

  @The_monster@ says, "I haven't seen any pirates yet. I hate pirates."

  @The_monster@ says, "At least this place doesn't smell as bad as the Swamp."

  @The_monster@ says, "The sirens are starting to hurt my ears."

  @The_monster@ says, "Are sirens supposed to sound like that? I can sing better than that!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Where'd the sea come from? I thought this place was underground."

  @The_monster@ says, "I like the beach, but I hate the sea."

  @The_monster@ says, "These tides are fast. That can't be natural!"

  @The_monster@ says, "At least there aren't any ducks around. I hate ducks."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm soaked through. I hate being wet!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Those krakens don't even look real."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm looking for Ms. Medusa. Have you seen her?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I don't understand half of what these people say. It's all Greek to me."

  @The_monster@ says, "And I thought they were famous for their poetry."

  @The_monster@ says, "I slipped earlier. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I wish these tides would just make up their mind. In and out, in and out..."

  @The_monster@ says, "A turtle bit me. I hate turtles."

  @The_monster@ says, "This tentacle just came out of nowhere and touched me. I hate tentacles!"


key: spider donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "There's a spider on your neck!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate crawling things."

  @The_monster@ says, "Someone should clean these parts. I hate webs."

  @The_monster@ says, "My uncle had bigger webs in his attic. I hated that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate getting stuck."

  @The_monster@ says, "Dancing spiders? With no cane or a top hat?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Something's up my trousers! Aieee!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate venom. I hate getting bitten."

  @The_monster@ says, "Arachnophobia is no disease, it's common sense."

  @The_monster@ says, "There, on the ceiling! And on that wall!"


key: slime donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Where's all the loot?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I feel like a jelly sandwich, now."

  @The_monster@ says, "This place is the Pits."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate the colour green."

  @The_monster@ says, "I can't smell anything here. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I can't get this icky slime off my feet."

  @The_monster@ says, "I keep getting this feeling like someone's watching me. Creepy."

  @The_monster@ says, "I used up all my cure mutation potions. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I always freeze up when I think I'm being watched."

  @The_monster@ says, "A death ooze jiggled at me. That's naff."

  @The_monster@ says, "Acid blobs make me think of reflux. I hate reflux."

  @The_monster@ says, "What's up with all this goo? It's like a world of goo. I hate goo."

  @The_monster@ says, "Someone said I could use acid to solve all my problems. It just made them worse."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hope the rune isn't sticky."


key: snake donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "You know that hissing noise? I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "You know that slithering noise? I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'd like to make these snakes into gloves, but I hate gloves."

  @The_monster@ says, "This place is the Pits."

  @The_monster@ says, "What do I need a naga barding for?"

  @The_monster@ says, "What's a barding, anyway? Does it sing for its supper?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Robes are for wimps. Real warriors wear heavy armour!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Nagas are pretty ugly. I hate nagas."

  @The_monster@ says, "Did all the warriors here go to shield school or something?"

  @The_monster@ says, "So, why is that serpent talking?"

  @The_monster@ says, "What sort of name is 'naga' anyway? They're not even good at nagging."

  @The_monster@ says, "At least there aren't any garudas. I hate garudas."

  @The_monster@ says, "You'd think there'd be more pits. I haven't seen any."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm sick of this place. Or maybe that's poison..."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate mutated serpents."

  @The_monster@ says, "So, nagas are stealthy? Don't make me laugh."

  @The_monster@ says, "I wish they'd hurry up and stop blocking the corridors."

  @The_monster@ says, "Man, snails must be faster than these guys."

  @The_monster@ says, "How does a snake shoot lightning, anyway?"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says, "First nagas, now salamanders. What's next, crocodiles with mirrors on their heads?"


key: vaults donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "The Vaults? They should've called it the Dumps."

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't bother, there's only junk at the bottom."

  @The_monster@ says, "I asked the warden where the rune was. She slammed the door in my face."

  @The_monster@ says, "I don't remember getting an invitation to a convocation."

  @The_monster@ says, "Who designed this place? It's just a bunch of weird little rooms stuck together."

  @The_monster@ says, "This is an awful lot of space just to hold some junk."

  @The_monster@ says, "I saw some yaktaurs earlier, but I bolted."

  @The_monster@ says, "I saw a dragon earlier, but I didn't get too close - it seemed pretty mercurial."


key: crypt donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Zombies are pretty boring."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm hungry."

  @The_monster@ says, "Man, I can't wait until I find the rune."

  @The_monster@ says, "They must've been making zombies for centuries to fill this place."

  @The_monster@ says, "My neck hurts."

  @The_monster@ says, "Is it cursed, or does it curse? I can never tell."

  @The_monster@ says, "Curse skulls, curse toes... What next?"

  @The_monster@ says, "This isn't even all that spooky."

  @The_monster@ says, "This place is pretty cryptic."

  @The_monster@ says, "Skeletons give me the creeps."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate skeletons."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate zombies."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate vampires."

  @The_monster@ says, "That ghoul gave me heartburn."

  @The_monster@ says, "What sort of name is 'necrophage', anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Where are all the doors?"

  @The_monster@ says, "You know, I thought there'd be more coffins in a crypt..."

  @The_monster@ says, "Have you seen a sarcophagus full of treasure around? Me neither."

  @The_monster@ says, "I just hope the loot isn't guarded by liches. I hate liches."

  @The_monster@ says, "That mummy wasn't so great."

  @The_monster@ says, "This place has the same junk as everywhere else. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "There's nothing to eat here. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "Why is it so quiet?"

  @The_monster@ says, "So much for the uneasy undead."

  @The_monster@ says, "They don't shamble much, do they? I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "They don't even play music."

  @The_monster@ says, "Some mausoleum."

  @The_monster@ says, "I saw a sphinx earlier. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "The Crypt, the Tomb, what's next? The Coffin?"

  @The_monster@ says, "All these vampires have me hopping mad!"


key: abyss donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "But I don't want to have to go deeper!"

  @The_monster@ says, "What does 'eldritch' mean, anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I keep hearing this weird shrieking in my head. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I've never heard of a star cursing anything."

  @The_monster@ says, "I've never heard of a star spawning anything."

  @The_monster@ throws up @possessive@ hands and says, "Alright, I admit it, I'm lost!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate wrenching sensations."

  @The_monster@ says, "What's so abyssal about tentacles and stars?"


key: zot donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "I saw a draconian who kept changing colours. Some people are so indecisive."

  @The_monster@ says, "How come everyone is wearing a cloak down here?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I offered a draconian some spare armor, but he said it didn't fit."

  @The_monster@ says, "I keep feeling something staring at me. Is it you?"

  @The_monster@ says, "How do you make a golem out of electricity?"

  @The_monster@ says, "What's an "Orb Guardian", anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Orbs of fire, orbs of destruction, the Orb of Zot... what's with all the orbs?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate orbs."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate clowns."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate draconians."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate purple."

  @The_monster@ says, "Are they setting up a circus down here?"

  @The_monster@ says, "This place probably doesn't see many tourists."

  @The_monster@ says, "Oh, so that's what those runes are for!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Why do the walls change color every floor? Did they keep running out of paint?"

  @The_monster@ says, "What's stopping the guards from just stealing the Orb themselves?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hope I don't run into any orbs of ice down here!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Did you bring your rings of ice?"

  @The_monster@ says, "The Orb of Power is here? Where are the others, then?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I saw some tasty-looking corn earlier, but it tried to eat me. I hate that."


key: orb donald
value:
  w:25
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Thanks for carrying the Orb of Power for me."

  @The_monster@ says, "Isn't that thing heavy? I could take a turn."

  @The_monster@ says, "Aren't you worried about radiation? You should put that down."

  @The_monster@ says, "What are you going to do with that Orb?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't you think the Orb of Power was down there for a reason?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I heard that the world ends if you bring it to the surface."

  @The_monster@ says, "Someone is going to come looking for that Orb."

  @The_monster@ says, "Are you sure that's the real Orb, and not some cheap imitation?"

  @The_monster@ says, "You have the Orb. Was it worth it?"

  Zin Donald

  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "So much for spreading the word; you get punched in the face instead."

  @The_monster@ says, "This pamphlet doesn't say what the point to Recitation is."

  @The_monster@ says, "I wanna be an adventurer, not a preacher!"

  @The_monster@ says, "What does Zin need our gold for, anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Something seems a little bit odd about a God who wants to be paid."

  @The_monster@ says, "At least you'll get really skinny."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate stupid dietary laws! If I wanna eat a cow, I'll eat a cow!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I've got two hundred gold pieces. Is that enough to cure these mutations?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Didn't you like your horns?"

  @The_monster@ says, "If I give you twenty gold pieces, can you get rid of this nasty case of scales I've got?"

  @The_monster@ covers @possessive@ ears. "Shut up!"


key: the shining one donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "What's the point of being chivalric if nobody's going to be chivalric back?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I open the door for a goblin; he punches me in the face. I hate chivalry."

  @The_monster@ says, "Hah! I saw you coming a mile away."

  @The_monster@ says, "You stick out like a sore thumb. Or at least, a shining one."

  @The_monster@ says, "Won't need this ring of poison resistance, then, will I?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Can you turn the glow down a bit? I can't see you to hit you."

  @The_monster@ says, "Cleansing flame? What's it supposed to be cleansing? The floor?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate haloes."


key: kikubaaqudgha donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Kikubaa-what? How do you even say that?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Sorry, didn't catch that. You worship who? How do you spell it?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Can you spell it for me - slowly?"

  @The_monster@ says, "How do you pronounce that?"

  @The_monster@ says, "At least you'll get some reading material."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate zombies."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm hungry. Can you summon some snacks?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Yuck, you smell of miasma!"


key: yredelemnul donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "How does a bone dragon fly, anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "How do you flay a ghost, anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Pah! You're not even a real necromancer."

  @The_monster@ says, "Did you drop out of Necromancy School?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Ah. You're responsible for all those zombies upstairs."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate zombies."

  @The_monster@ says, "Zombies? Skeletons? Don't you get bored without any real company?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Angels painted black are so last century."

  @The_monster@ says, "If you wanted the light to be dimmer, you could have said so."


key: okawaru donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Okawaru always makes me think of chokos."

  @The_monster@ says, "Oh, hey! I could use a new shield. Have you got any spares?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Nice kit."

  @The_monster@ asks, "How many innocent creatures did you kill for those shoes?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Okawaru's gifts are murder."

  @The_monster@ says, "You can only wear one cloak at a time, you know?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Do you think you're a hero? I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "How much finesse does it take to swing your arms real fast, anyway?"


key: makhleb donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "At least you've got demons for company."

  @The_monster@ says, "Are you sure that summoning demons is a good idea?"

  @The_monster@ says, "What's so minor about destruction?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Hey, watch where you throw those lightning balls!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't blow yourself up, now."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate demons."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate blood."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate suffering."

  @The_monster@ says, "I just stubbed my toe. Does that mean I'm cleansed?"


key: sif muna donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't you wish for a portable bookcase?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Imagine how many trees were cut down to fuel your hobby."

  @The_monster@ says, "Man, that must be some big library."

  @The_monster@ says, "Found the spell you wanted yet?"

  @The_monster@ says, "If you wanted to read so much, why didn't you become a librarian?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Did you remember that thing that you forgot? I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "It's like an all you can read... something."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate books."

  @The_monster@ says, "Surely there's a limit to the number of books you can carry. Right?"

  @The_monster@ says, "It's good how you can learn magic as if by magic."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate spells."

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't you just hate miscasts?"


key: trog donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "So, are you allowed to read books?"

  @The_monster@ says, "You troglodyte!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I heard Trog has abandonment issues."

  @The_monster@ says, "I bet Trog's next axe will take you to the Abyss."

  @The_monster@ says, "I considered Trog, but the aftereffects of berserk scare me."

  @The_monster@ says, "Fainting that often must mean something's wrong, right?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I bet you wish you could cast spells now, right?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Are you sure you're allowed to read scrolls?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Hey, I thought wands weren't allowed!"

  @The_monster@ says, "What about rods?"

  @The_monster@ says, "If I tell you I hate magic, will you worship me?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate ogres."


key: nemelex xobeh donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "What's all in the cards? Your future?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I bet you're feeling stupid now, huh?"

  @The_monster@ says, "If I draw a card, can you tell me which one it is?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Where do you keep all those decks?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Do you even have room for potions with all those cards?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm sure I saw a card fall out of that deck."

  @The_monster@ says, "I've seen this trick before. You've got the ace up your sleeve, right?"

  @The_monster@ says, "You need to come to terms with your gambling problem."

  @The_monster@ says, "How about a game of 52 card pickup?"

  @The_monster@ laughs, "An explosive gambit... I hate that."


key: elyvilon donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Whatever happened to, 'First, do no harm'?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Doesn't healing your enemies sound rather pointless?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Maybe you should start praying."

  @The_monster@ says, "If I give you my weapon, will you leave me alone?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Come on. Make me an offer of peace that I can't refuse!"

  @The_monster@ says, "For every monster you don't kill, I'll kill three."


key: lugonu donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Why would you want to visit the Abyss? For a holiday?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I never knew blinking was supposed to hurt."

  @The_monster@ says, "Nothing ever attacks me when I'm in the Abyss."

  @The_monster@ says, "Are you going to banish me, too?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate it when my food blinks away from me."


key: beogh donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Beogh's pretty racist."

  @The_monster@ says, "One of the priests looked like she was going to ask me to join... I guess she changed her mind."

  @The_monster@ says, "You think walking on water is cool? I can swim."

  @The_monster@ says, "Isn't it annoying when people just start following you around?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I'd get sick of organising so many troops."

  @The_monster@ says, "How do you feed them all? Five loaves and a few fish?"

  @The_monster@ says, "You'll need more than orcs to take me on."

  @The_monster@ says, "Do you like preaching on mountaintops?"

  @The_monster@ says, "What is divine providence, anyway? I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "You'd better watch out. The one on the left looks like he gets lost easily."

  @The_monster@ says, "You think you're the Messiah? I met another guy who thought that, too."

  @The_monster@ says, "Messiah? I hate messiahs."

  @The_monster@ bows and submits to you. "Nah, just kidding."


key: jiyva donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Come slime with me!"

  @The_monster@ says, "You look a bit slimy."

  @The_monster@ says, "Ah. That explains where all the items went."

  @The_monster@ says, "Are you going to open a jelly farm when you find the Orb?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate it when jellies take over a level."

  @The_monster@ says, "Your jellies ate my lunch. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate slime."

  @The_monster@ says, "You must hate doors a lot."

  @The_monster@ says, "If I pretend to be a jelly, can I have your stuff?"


key: fedhas donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "What's with all that fungus?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I can make a puddle of water on the floor, too."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate trees."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate plants."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate fruit."

  @The_monster@ says, "You're like a walking fruit salad. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "Where does that sunlight come from, anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Do you like gardening? I hate gardening."

  @The_monster@ says, "So, how do you deal with the weeds?"

  @The_monster@ says, "A plant spat acid at me. I hate that."


key: cheibriados donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Slow down!"

  @The_monster@ says, "You're not very quick on the uptake, are you?"

  @The_monster@ says, "You know, if you want, I know a very good posture trainer."

  @The_monster@ says, "Am I talking too fast for you?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Look at me! I'm running, I'm running!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Quick, run away!"

  @The_monster@ says, "How about we settle this with a race?"


key: xom donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Xom? Are you insane?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I don't get Xom."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate Xom."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate maniacal laughter."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate divine lightning."

  @The_monster@ says, "If it's mutations you're wanting, wouldn't Jiyva be a better deal?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hope you love dancing weapons. I hate them."

  @The_monster@ says, "Been surrounded by packs of demons recently? I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "Xom just doesn't make any sense. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "What kind of name is 'Xom', anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "What is a 'random number god' anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I had a teddy bear once. I hated it."


key: vehumet donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "What kind of god gives you spells but not spellbooks?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Let it end in hellfire? When do you get a hellfire spell?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate Vehumet."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate hellfire."

  @The_monster@ says, "What's the point of conjuring, anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Do you find it easier to cast spells, now?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate explosions."


key: ashenzari donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "You seem like a real know-it-all. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "What's the point of being all-knowing if you can't do anything?"

  @The_monster@ makes a face at you and exclaims, "Curses!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I got nailed to the sky once. No big deal, really."

  @The_monster@ says, "You must love that deathly cold feeling. I hate it."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate voyeurs."

  @The_monster@ says, "What does a god have to do to get cursed, anyway?"


key: dithmenos donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Sounds like you're dealing with a pretty shady god there."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'll bet you have a pretty dark future."

  @The_monster@ squints around. "I can't see a thing. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate shadows."

  @The_monster@ says, "Are you still afraid of the dark?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Careful; you might trip over your own shadow."

  @The_monster@ holds up a torch and says, "I bet you miss these."


key: gozag donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Spare some coin?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate the rich."

  @The_monster@ says, "I bet you have to pay people to get friends."

  @The_monster@ says, "Couldn't find enough potions?"

  @The_monster@ says, "So the shops here weren't enough for you?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Feeling hungry yet?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I saw some gold over there. Quick, better go get it!"

  @The_monster@ says, "What do potions have to do with a god of gold, anyway?"


key: qazlal donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "How do you sleep at night with all those storm clouds?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Must be pretty hard to see through all that dust."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate storms."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate disasters."

  @The_monster@ says, "What was that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all this noise."

  @The_monster@ says, "Well, at least you're never short of company."

  @The_monster@ says, "Great. Now my shield is all dirty."


key: ru donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Missing something?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate sacrifices."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate sacrificants."

  @The_monster@ says, "Once, I gave up eating meat for a week. I hated that."

  @The_monster@ says, "Once, I gave up drinking for a week. I hated that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate hidden layers of reality."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate existential doubt."

  @The_monster@ says, "The great annihilating truth is that I hate you."


key: pakellas donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate inventors."

  @The_monster@ says, "What are you with all those gadgets, some kind of pawn shop?"

  @The_monster@ says, "What would you do with the Orb, anyway? Experiment on it?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Bet you can't [analyse|invent] your way out of this one."

  @The_monster@ says, "Can I borrow that [wand|rod|lamp|fan] for a second? You must have some to spare."


key: no god donald
value:
  w:50
  @_generic_Donald_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't you get lonely without a god?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate the gods."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate atheists."

  w:5
  @The_monster@ says, "I hate the gods, and the gods hate me."

  @The_monster@ says, "You must run out of gods to curse by."

  @The_monster@ says, "Did you miss the Ecumenical Temple?"


key: _generic_donald_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "You're really ugly. Did you know that?"

  @The_monster@ says, "This is such a pointless quest."

  @The_monster@ says, "They wouldn't let me join their adventuring club without the Orb."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate this place."

  @The_monster@ says, "I hate you, too."

  @The_monster@ says, "My feet hurt."

  @The_monster@ says, "My hands hurt, too."

  @The_monster@ says, "I think I'm starting to get a cough. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I've got a headache. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "That colour you're wearing? I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "Like I always say, the jar is half empty."

  @The_monster@ says, "And you think you've got it bad..."

  @The_monster@ says, "I wonder if there's an end to this place."

  @The_monster@ says, "Is it turtles all the way down?"

  @The_monster@ says, "The people that built this place? They must be crazy."

  @The_monster@ says, "The air in here stinks. I hate that."

  @The_monster@ says, "I bet the Orb isn't even all that great."

  @The_monster@ says, "So, what is this Orb thing, anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I hope I haven't come all this way for a glorified paperweight."

  @The_monster@ says, "I don't get what's so special about the number twenty-seven."

  @The_monster@ says, "The other people here are really rude."

  @The_monster@ says, "Maybe I'll visit Hell next."

  @The_monster@ says, "The Vaults look kind of boring."

  @The_monster@ says, "Why do the shops only ever sell food? I could get that at home."

  @The_monster@ says, "I can never work out what any of these scrolls mean."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm hungry."

  @The_monster@ sighs.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ winces.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ makes a rude gesture at you.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes @possessive@ head.

  @The_monster@ says, "What lunatic would build a room out of doors?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Why would someone put a sword in a little box?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I think I hate rivers, but I can't remember why."

  @The_monster@ says, "That guy with the scythe is really mean."

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says, "What kind of a name is Fauntleroy?"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says, "What's the big idea?!"


key: default hostile confused donald
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I suppose everything's okay, then?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Actually, I like you."

  @The_monster@ says, "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Aw, phooey!"

  @The_monster@ says, "But I've got a wife! And kids! Have I?"

  @The_monster@ screams.

  @The_monster@ makes quacking noises.

  @The_monster@ says, "My legs! My legs! What happened to my legs?"

  @The_monster@ sings badly, off-key.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ does a happy little dance.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ sticks a finger up @possessive@ nose.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ tugs at @possessive@ hair.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ twirls gently on the spot.


key: twin_died dowan
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes with grief.

  @The_monster@ says, "Magic will overcome all!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Her death will not be in vain!"

  @The_monster@ says, "How can I live without her?"

  @The_monster@ breathes, "And she was my only..."


key: twin_banished dowan
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes with grief.

  @The_monster@ says, "I will find her! I will get her back!"

  @The_monster@ says, "She won't be lost forever!"


key: _dowan_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smirks and points a slender finger @at_foe@.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "My weaknesses are her strengths!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Stay away from my face!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Magic and the sword, together, will defeat you." @player_only@


key: _dowan_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ throws and catches a handful of magical flame, then smirks.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s robes are whipped around by a magical breeze.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s feet meld with the ground, briefly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ generates a fountain of clear water, and laughs cruelly.

  @The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "It won't be long now."

  @The_monster@ hisses @to_foe@, "Insulting my beauty only makes me fight harder!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Where the sword fails, magic succeeds!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "There's a certain beauty in death, don't you think?"

  @The_monster@ laughs at you. "Don't get delusional, you can't win!"


key: dowan_duvessa_dies
value:
  @The_monster@ screams, "No! No!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems overcome with grief, but rights @reflexive@ reflexively soon after.

  @The_monster@ screams, "No! Oh no!"

  @The_monster@'s eyes darken. "You have made a black mistake."


key: twin_died duvessa
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes in a combination of rage and grief.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grits @possessive@ teeth and focuses.

  @The_monster@ says, "The sword shall overcome grief!"

  @The_monster@ says, "His death shall not be in vain!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I will avenge him!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I will journey to Hell to retrieve him!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ weeps.


key: twin_ikilled duvessa
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes in grief and horror.

  @The_monster@ says, "What have I done? What have I done?"

  @The_monster@ says, "How can I live after this?"

  @The_monster@ screams.


key: twin_banished duvessa
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes in a combination of rage and grief.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grits @possessive@ teeth and focuses.

  @The_monster@ says, "I will journey into the Abyss to retrieve him!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I will get him back!"


key: twin_ikilled dowan
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is wide-eyed with horror.

  @The_monster@ screams.

  @The_monster@ shakes @possessive@ head, saying, "No, no, no!"

  @The_monster@ screams, "No! What have I done?"


key: _duvessa_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures with @possessive@ weapon @at_foe@.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "My weaknesses are his strengths!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Where magic fails, the sword succeeds!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "When magic and the sword combine, nothing stands against them."


key: _duvessa_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@ @to_foe@, "You can run, but you cannot escape us forever!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I don't care about looks, I care about technique!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Did you see that move? Perfect!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Beauty is only skin deep, and my weapons penetrate much further than that."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Practise, practise, practise! One day you'll be as good as me." @player_only@


key: duvessa_dowan_dies
value:
  @The_monster@ screams in rage.

  @The_monster@ screams, "No! How DARE you!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ weeps, then rights @reflexive@ and shakes @possessive@ weapon.


key: duvessa_dowan_dies_invisible
value:
  @The_monster@ screams in rage.

  @The_monster@ screams in a voice full of rage, "No, no!"

  @The_monster@ shouts wrathfully, "No!"


key: _edmund_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures @at_foe@ with @possessive@ flail.

  @The_monster@ clears @possessive@ throat.

  @The_monster@ says, "You wouldn't believe how much I paid for this flail."

  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Have you met my wondrous brother?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I might not be good at magic, but I can still kill you!"

  @The_monster@ says, "People think my brother is the best. I think he's crazy."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm quite good with sums, too."

  @The_monster@ says, "People accused me of being a cutpurse!"


key: _edmund_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grinds @possessive@ teeth, and then sighs.

  w:1
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks rather jealous.

  @The_monster@ says, "A flail is better than a scythe, any day of the week!"

  w:5
  @The_monster@ says, "What use are spells, anyway?"

  w:5
  @The_monster@ mutters, "Who needs spells, anyway?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Everyone always remembers my brother. 'Who's Edmund?' they ask!"

  @The_monster@ says, "People will remember me! They'll remember me and die!"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says, "Maybe I'll buy a title. How does Count Edmund sound?"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ whines, "My parents never had time for me!"


key: _erica_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks angry.

  @The_monster@ laughs wildly.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm so much better than you."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I love to fight, but killing is better."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Fast and perfect. Such is my way of killing."

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Die!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Do you want it fast or slow?!"


key: _erica_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Hurry, death AWAITS you!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll never tell where it is!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You'll never get it!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Coming here was suicide! For you!"


key: _erolcha_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ roars.

  @The_monster@ growls.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to grin evilly.

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "DIE!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Lunch!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Erolcha kill you!"


key: _erolcha_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Eat!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Stand! Erolcha hit you!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Blood!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Erolcha crush your head!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Erolcha happy to kill you!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Erolcha angry!"


key: _eustachio_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "At last I'll have my revenge!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Hey, you killed my favourite bat!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Summoning is fun!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "My allies will avenge me."

  @The_monster@ screams, "This atrocity can only be purified with blood!"

  @The_monster@ utters an oath, "I will die for my friends!"

  @The_monster@ growls, "To hell with you, honourless miscreant!"

  @The_monster@ asks, "How can you live without manners, virtues and honour?"


key: _eustachio_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ yells @at_foe@, "Perjured traitor, DIE!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ twirls @possessive@ moustache.

  @The_monster@ calls on the powers of shadow!

  @The_monster@ brags, "I can call spirits from the vasty deep."


key: _frances_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ sneers @at_foe@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ runs a finger over @possessive@ scar.

  @The_monster@ speaks in an indecipherable language.

  @The_monster@ mutters a nigh-unspeakable word.

  @The_monster@ says, "Show me proof of your conquests, and I will call you a great adventurer." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "I command an army of devils. What do you command?" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "I value strength and power. I see none of this in you." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "I speak the language of demons!"

  @The_monster@ howls an indescribable curse.

  @The_monster@ says, "I have seen worlds and universes beyond all imagining."


key: _frances_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ takes a defensive stance.

  @The_monster@ growls a series of guttural syllables.

  @The_monster@ says, "There is a strange beauty in the demonic, don't you think?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Would you challenge me, knowing my power?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I am undefeated in single-handed combat."

  @The_monster@ says, "Warriors are made for war and combat. Do you call yourself a warrior?"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says, "Even the Halls of Hell could not contain me."

  @The_monster@ says, "I will defeat you, of this I have no doubt!" @player_only@


key: beogh frederick
value:
  w:2
  @The_monster@ says, "You didn't bring enough reinforcements. Come back later!"

  w:30
  @Frederick@


key: okawaru frederick
value:
  w:2
  @The_monster@ says, "Pah! Those who rely on gods for strength get nowhere in life."

  w:30
  @Frederick@


key: _frederick_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ pines for a worthy opponent.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ yawns in an exaggerated manner.

  @The_monster@ offers a few words of tactical advice.

  @The_monster@ says, "Adventurers these days do not know how to walk, let alone fight."

  @The_monster@ says, "In my day, to be a hero meant something. Now, it just means you die quicker."

  @The_monster@ says, "You call yourself an adventurer? Hah!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I've killed five 'adventurers' today. Will you be the sixth?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Challenge me? You, and whose army?" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Why should I even bother fighting the likes of you?"


key: _frederick_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ polishes @possessive@ monocle.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks bored.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ sighs.

  @The_monster@ rants about the fall of honour.

  @The_monster@ says, "All of you adventurers look the same to me! Bumbling weaklings, the lot!" @player_only@

  w:5
  @The_monster@ says, "For you, today is the most challenging fight of your life. For me... well, I will have lunch shortly." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "Perhaps I should have been a lumberjack. The trees might put up more of a fight."

  @The_monster@ says, "Killing you would be a chore, not a joy." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ eyes @foe@ carefully. "They told me only worthy opponents would get this far."


key: _fannar_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ glares icily @at_foe@.

  VISUAL:Some snowflakes condense on @the_monster@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ brushes some snowflakes from @possessive@ robe.

  @The_monster@ murmurs some mystic words to @reflexive@.


key: _fannar_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Freeze!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I shall freeze you to your soul!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "An icy embrace awaits you..."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will make a fine ice sculpture."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Does this not give you the chills?"


key: _gastronok_self_buff_
value:
  @The_monster@ bubbles merrily.

  @The_monster@ glows a brilliant shade of cerise.

  @The_monster@ wobbles crazily.

  @The_monster@'s eyestalks stretch out, then return to normal size.


key: _gastronok_other_buff_
value:
  @The_monster@ wobbles.

  @The_monster@ slows momentarily.

  @The_monster@ makes a slurping sound, then looks surprised.


key: _gastronok_debuff_
value:
  w:20
  You feel sluggish.

  You feel a sudden, passing aversion to salt.

  Your skin takes on a slight green cast.

  Your legs wobble like jelly.

  w:5
  You feel a sudden urge to swivel your nonexistent eyestalks around.


key: _gastronok_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ sloshes about.

  @The_monster@ gurgles, "I'll eat you, I will!"

  @The_monster@ gurgles, "A snack! A snack!"

  @The_monster@ gurgles.

  @The_monster@ makes a strange noise.


key: _gastronok_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s mouth opens, radula flailing wildly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is buffeted by a sudden breeze.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s eyestalks wobble, almost dislodging @possessive@ wizard hat.

  @The_monster@ gurgles, "You're how I like my food. Fast!"

  @The_monster@ gurgles, "Slow down, so I can eat you."

  @The_monster@ gurgles, "Are you a wizard? Wizards taste nice..."

  @The_monster@ gurgles, "Huuuuuuuuuuungry!"

  @The_monster@ gurgles, "It's true, you are what you eat."

  @The_monster@ gurgles, "I bet you'll be tasty."


key: _grinder_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins, showing sharp teeth.

  @The_monster@ says, "You look like you could use a good racking."

  @The_monster@ says, "I used to sell toenails on the black market."

  @The_monster@ says, "There's only one good use for a tongue: cutting it out."

  @The_monster@ says, "Mostly I couldn't keep them alive."

  @The_monster@ says, "DUCK!"

  @The_monster@ says, "FISH!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Wait up."

  @The_monster@ says, "Just stop there for a second..."

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't move a muscle."

  @The_monster@ says, "Tell me all your secrets, or I'll kill you."


key: _grinder_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Are you a fish?"

  @The_monster@ says, "What is the universe for?"

  @The_monster@ says, "My boss said I was rubbish. His entrails said otherwise."

  @The_monster@ says, "At least @my_God@ appreciates what I'm doing."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ rolls @possessive@ eyes.


key: _grum_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ bares @possessive@ teeth.

  @The_monster@ @_Grum_verb_@.

  @The_monster@ stares @at_foe@ intently and @_Grum_verb_@.

  @The_monster@ lets out an intimidating howl.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ sniffs the air and quickly glances around.

  @The_monster@ points @possessive@ finger @at_foe@ and @_Grum_verb_@, "Attack!"

  @The_monster@ points @possessive@ finger @at_foe@ and shouts, "@_Grum_dog_name_@! Sic 'em!"

  @The_monster@ glances around and shouts, "@_Grum_dog_name_@! Here boy!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "@_Grum_dog_name_@! Good boy!"


key: _grum_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is momentarily distracted by a flea in @possessive@ coat.

  @The_monster@ @_Grum_verb_@ @at_foe@, "I'll hound you night and day!"

  @The_monster@ @_Grum_verb_@ @at_foe@, "My dogs and I will have a feast tonight..."

  @The_monster@ @_Grum_verb_@ @at_foe@, "You look like good eating."

  @The_monster@ @_Grum_verb_@ @at_foe@, "I'll squash you like a puppy."

  @The_monster@ looks @at_foe@ in disgust and @_Grum_verb_@, "You ain't no friend of mine."

  @The_monster@ cheerfully says, "No dog meat for Grum tonight!"

  @The_monster@ @_Grum_verb_@, "You're dog chow, @player_name@!"

  @The_monster@ asks, "What kind of bones do @player_genus_plural@ have? My dogs are dying to find out." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "What's my secret? I feed my dogs @player_genus_plural@. It makes their fur nice and shiny." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ looks @at_foe@ and @_Grum_verb_@, "Time to put down the runt of the litter."

  @The_monster@ @_Grum_verb_@ @at_foe@, "Me and @_Grum_dog_name_@ will play fetch with your bones!"

  @The_monster@ @_Grum_verb_@ @at_foe@, "You will fight me? This will be... rough!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Release the hounds!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm selling these fine leather pelts."

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Faster, @_Grum_dog_name_@! Kill! Kill!"


key: _harold_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks eager to get this over with.

  @The_monster@ yells @at_foe@, "I don't have all day!"

  @The_monster@ grumbles @at_foe@, "Just give up already, I want to go home!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I was hoping my final job would be more of a challenge, but money is money."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Can you die now? I had plans for the rest of the day!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Do you have any idea what people are willing to pay to have you killed, @player_name@?" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Let's make it quick, okay? I've got mouths to feed."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Listen, it's nothing personal. It's just a job."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "This is so exciting! What a great way to end my career!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Ah, this is what I got into this business for!"


key: _harold_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ pauses a moment, imagining something with a smile on @possessive@ face.

  @The_monster@ considers, "I think I'll use your bounty to get a @_Harold_retirement_plan_@..." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ asks, "Do you mind if I name my boat the '@player_name@'? Your head will be paying for it, after all." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says happily, "The price on your head will fill my nest egg nicely!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ thinks, and says @to_foe@ "Perhaps I'll take up @_Harold_ret_hobby_@ after I'm done here..."

  @The_monster@ says, "Try to look on the bright side. Your death will help put my children through school." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Bounty hunting has been great, but I can't wait to retire."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "My wife will appreciate not having to wash blood out of my clothes anymore."


key: harold killed
value:
  __NONE

  w:4
  @The_monster@ groans, "My... family..." and then collapses, dead.

  w:3
  @The_monster@ looks down at @possessive@ mortal wounds and cries, "But... this was my last day before retirement..."

  w:2
  @The_monster@ gasps with @possessive@ last breath, "I wish I had worked less..."

  w:1
  @The_monster@ falls down, and clutches @possessive@ wounds. "But I was going to get a @_Harold_retirement_plan_@..."


key: _harold_retirement_plan_
value:
  @_Harold_ret_house_@ @_Harold_ret_place_@

  fishing boat

  horse ranch

  cattle farm

  nice plot of land


key: _ignacio_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks at @possessive@ axe, then at @foe@, then at @possessive@ axe, then at @foe@...

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins with joy.

  @The_monster@ exclaims, "Oh yes! We are going to have fun!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Pain is my business; you will see!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @to_foe@, "Off with your head!"


key: _ignacio_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I enjoy death. I like the smell. I like the greasy feel of cooling blood."

  @The_monster@ says, "I have to say that I admire beauty and perfection. I like to watch it die. The contrast as it decays is exquisite."

  @The_monster@ says in a calm gravelly voice, "173 down. One million more to go."

  @The_monster@ says, "The death blow is fun, but the real pleasure is in torturing beforehand."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "No gallows around, so decapitation it is."


key: _ijyb_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Die!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Me kill you!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Me stronger than you!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "It's all mine!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Get away!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Level is mine! All mine!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You nasty! Big nasty!"


key: _ijyb_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I cut your head off!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I dance on your bones!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Me very upset!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "No! No, no, no, no!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I no like you!"


key: confused ijyb
value:
  @The_monster@ cowers and screams, "My head! Aaaah! Get out now!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Me give you whole level! Then you leave me be!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Me still stronger! You very nasty!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Me deserve better than this!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Me be nice to you! Me promise!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Me back to killing you soon!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "No nasty magic on me!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ clutches @possessive@ head and gibbers rapidly, swaying.


key: _ilsuiw_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Won't you come swim with me?"

  @The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "Come on in, the water's fine."

  @The_monster@ sings a [strange|haunting] [sea-chanty|melody].

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ runs @possessive@ fingers through @possessive@ long green hair.


key: _ilsuiw_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gazes at @foe@ [hypnotically|seductively].

  @The_monster@ sings, "To sleep, to sleep... mayhap to drown."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "It's lovely beneath the waves - you'll see!"

  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Do you dare to walk upon the beach?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Catch me, touch me, love me, feed me!"

  @The_monster@ innocently whispers @to_foe@, "Don't trust the tales, trust me!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "There's nothing like you and me, on the beach..."


key: _jessica_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very angry.

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You're disturbing me! I'll have to kill you!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures wildly.

  @The_monster@ mumbles something strange.


key: _jessica_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Why did you come here?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm really upset."

  @The_monster@ very coldly says @to_foe@, "I hate your company."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "I don't like beings like you!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Stop bothering me, or I'll kill you!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You are a ghastly nuisance!"


key: _jorgrun_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "May tha earth consume ye!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "'tis place shall be yer tomb!"

  @The_monster@ mutters some incantations to @reflexive@.


key: _jorgrun_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Tha earth be me home, an' ye be trespassing!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Yer just na down-ta-earth enough."

  @The_monster@ says, "I've ne'er se'n tha particular type o' rock formation 'fore."

  @The_monster@ says, "A few more walls knocked out 'ere an' thar an' 'tis whole place will come crashin' down."


key: _jory_common_
value:
  w:50
  @_Jory_silent_@

  @The_monster@ says, "Leave me alone!"

  @The_monster@ hisses in an unknowable language.

  @The_monster@ says, "Hawthorn can't hurt me."

  @The_monster@ says, "Priests don't scare me."

  @The_monster@ says, "Get out, get out, get out!"

  w:2
  @The_monster@ says, "My wife rejected me, but I had my revenge."


key: _jory_silent_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures wildly at you. @player_only@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ mockingly mimes being beheaded.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares carefully at you. @player_only@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ swishes @possessive@ cloak stereotypically.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ frowns.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is momentarily overtaken with rage!

  w:5
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ sheds a single tear.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures rudely at you. @player_only@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smirks, showing shining fangs.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ demonstrates baring @possessive@ neck.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ hisses silently.


key: _joseph_common_
value:
  w:20
  @_mercenary_guard_@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles happily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to grin evilly.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm happy to see you. And I'll be happy to kill you."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I've waited for this moment for such a long time."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "It's nothing personal, but I have to kill you."

  @The_monster@ says, "You will never get the ORB, sorry." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "I love to fight! I love killing!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm here to kill trespassers. I like my job."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You must be punished! Or... I want to punish you!"


key: _joseph_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "At last, some action!"

  @The_monster@ sighs @at_foe@, "Being a guard is usually so boring..."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Wow!"


key: josephine
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins malevolently.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grinds @possessive@ teeth.

  @The_monster@ laughs insanely.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'll make a rug of your skin."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "How about some decapitation?"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Die!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I have something special for you."

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll use your head as a decoration in my hut!"


key: khufu
value:
  @The_monster@ booms, "Everyone will worship Khufu but you!"

  @The_monster@ declares, "When I'm finished with you, I will take on the gods!"

  @The_monster@ queries, "My people built me a pyramid - what did your people build for you?"

  @The_monster@ says, "This hit and run is way beneath me."

  @The_monster@ says, "I am transcendence, you are transpiration."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your corpse would blemish any mausoleum."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You'll be the most ugly mummy ever seen."

  @The_monster@ says, "I follow the Polar star."

  @The_monster@ yells @to_foe@, "Into the Nile with you!"


key: kirke
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ splashes a potion @at_foe@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ throws some [strange|weird|mysterious] powder @at_foe@.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Odis was a nice man, you're awful."

  @The_monster@ holds @possessive@ sides and says @to_foe@, "You'll eat dirt beneath my feet."

  @The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "Not even holy moly will save you."

  @The_monster@ says, "Can we stop fighting? I have some good wine for you..." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You pig! I'll make you look the way you deserve."

  @_wizard_common_spell_@
  @_fake_spell_effect_@


key: _louise_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Want to take a trip?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Even the Abyss couldn't kill me! What makes you think you can?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Powers from beyond reality are at my beck and call!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Need a shortcut to the ORB? Here, let me help!"

  @The_monster@ gibbers incoherently.

  @The_monster@ screams!

  @The_monster@ laughs uncontrollably.

  @The_monster@ begins to sob.

  @The_monster@ asks, "Why won't you be my friend?"

  @_wizard_common_spell_@
  @_fake_spell_effect_@


key: _louise_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "I'm not feeling very well..."

  @The_monster@ says, "Who do you take me for, some common mercenary?"

  @The_monster@ says, "It's the perfect time of year for a holiday!"


key: _mara_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s face changes twice.

  @The_monster@ says, "I mislead the hearts of men!"

  @The_monster@ says, "What good are steel and magic against my illusions?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Entranced by some poetic flight, are you?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Bound art thou by all the snares!"

  @The_monster@ growls.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ points ostentatiously.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ weaves an illusion.


key: _mara_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ screams, "Tenfold be your damnation!"

  @The_monster@'s features momentarily become yours. "Wouldst slay thyself?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I stand as high above you as a star above the ocean's bottom."

  @The_monster@ smirks. "I am one who seeks the Path and the Right."

  @The_monster@ says, "Thou art lean, ill-favoured, death is in thy neighbourhood!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Difficult is the way of exertion, difficult to pass, difficult to enter upon."

  @The_monster@ calls, "Stop! In seven days from now the wheel of empire will appear!"

  @The_monster@ boasts, "I am lord over the four continents and the two thousand adjacent isles."


key: _margery_spell_results_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is surrounded with an aura of power.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ becomes transparent for a moment.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s hands start to glow.


key: _margery_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures.
  @_Margery_spell_results_@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s eyes start to glow with a @_spell_colour_@ light.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures.
  VISUAL:You feel [cursed|doomed].

  w:5
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ throws some purple powder towards you.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Die!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You must be punished!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You can't withstand my power!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "All trespassers must die!"


key: _margery_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Ergichanteg reztahaw!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very self-confident.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You are dead."

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You'll have to get past me!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You are doomed!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Nothing can help you."

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Death is my middle name!"

  @The_monster@ screams, "The ORB is only a tale, but I will kill you anyway!" @player_only@


key: _maurice_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to hide in the shadows.

  @The_monster@ shouts, "HAHA!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Nice gear. Can I borrow some?"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Mine, all mine!"


key: _maurice_medium_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks sneaky.

  @The_monster@ says, "Lost something?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Very interesting."

  @The_monster@ says, "Have you got some gold to spare?"


key: _maurice_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Betcha didn't see that coming, eh?"

  @The_monster@ says to @foe@, "Money or life? Never mind, I think I'll take both."

  @The_monster@ says, "Killing adventurers and taking their stuff. It's what I do."


key: maurice nonstealing
value:
  @The_monster@ grunts, "Curses!"

  @The_monster@ mutters, "Now where did you hide it?"

  @The_monster@ groans, "What are you, a monk?"


key: maurice confused nonstealing
value:
  w:70
  __NONE

  @The_monster@ makes a clumsy attempt to grab your valuables.

  @The_monster@ fumbles for your pockets and misses.

  @The_monster@ lunges for your pockets and trips.

  w:5
  @The_monster@ sings off-key, "You got some money for me?"


key: _menkaure_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s bandages flutter.

  @The_monster@ @_Menkaure_verb_@ in an indecipherable tongue.

  @The_monster@ @_wails_@, "Why can't you leave me to my rest?"

  @The_monster@ giggles, "These cerements are ticklish..."

  @The_monster@ @_Menkaure_verb_@, "Let me perform the rites..."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ breathes soot at you.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ blazes with dark energy!

  @The_monster@ @_Menkaure_verb_@ a few words.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ @_Menkaure_verb_@ drily.

  @The_monster@ @_Menkaure_verb_@, "It doesn't hurt if you pull your brain out of your nose yourself."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins.


key: _menkaure_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@'s ankle releases a plume of dust as @subjective@ confides, "I'm not really a mummy, you know."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ forgets how to to speak, silenced by the ages.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures ominously @at_foe@.

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You disturbed my rest! Die!"

  @The_monster@ @_Menkaure_verb_@ @to_foe@, "From dust you came, to dust you will return."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "The sands of time shall wipe you from history!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "The curse of the Pharaohs be upon you!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ draws the symbol "Udjat" in the dust.


key: mennas
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures at you. @player_only@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks to the heavens.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes @possessive@ head sadly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is caught in a moment of prayer.


key: _murray_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ rolls in a circle.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ rolls around.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ spins like a top.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  @The_monster@ laughs evilly.

  @The_monster@'s teeth chatter loudly.

  @The_monster@ cackles @at_foe@, "I will rule the world!"


key: _murray_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You're the second biggest fool I've ever met!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "If I had legs, you would be dead twenty times over!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Give me your head, so I can impale it on a pike!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Let the forces of evil and voodoo overcome you!"

  @The_monster@ yells @at_foe@, "I'm a mighty demonic power!"

  @The_monster@ yells @at_foe@, "My visage is famous all over the dungeon!"


key: silenced murray
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ rolls in a circle.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ rolls around.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ spins like a top.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to say something.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ says something you can't hear. It was probably not a compliment. @player_only@


key: _natasha_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ hisses @at_foe@.

  @The_monster@ growls @at_foe@.

  @The_monster@ mewls in sadness.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ extends @possessive@ claws.


key: _natasha_death_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ yowls pathetically as @subjective@ dies!

  @The_monster@ screams in fury as @subjective@ dies!

  @The_monster@ screams in pain as @subjective@ dies!

  @The_monster@ growls in agony!


key: _natasha_death_rare_
value:
  Suddenly @the_monster@'s spirit rises from @possessive@ lifeless body.

  Moaning pathetically, @the_monster@'s spirit plunges into the ground.

  You hear a faint echoing roar filled with hate and sorrow!


key: _robin_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Kneel, worm!"

  @The_monster@ says, "My army is invincible!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Feeling lonely?"

  @The_monster@ says, "Duck!"

  @The_monster@ laughs in a distinctly smug fashion.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s bangles clink loudly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s horned helmet rattles.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ flexes a bicep menacingly.

  @The_monster@ points @at_foe@. "Kill!"


key: _robin_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "A pitiful @player_genus@ like you will never find the ORB!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Bow before me, strongest of all the hobgoblins!"

  @The_monster@ says, "My goblins will feast on your bones."

  w:2
  @The_monster@ says, "We wiped out the hill dwarves - you're next!"


key: _nellie_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Can you balance on a beach ball? I can!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Circuses are really nothing more than prisons."

  @The_monster@ says, "I won't go back, never!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I'll never walk a tight-rope again!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Don't worry about being fed to the lions. Worry about being fed to me."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stomps the ground.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares at you suspiciously.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ flaps @possessive@ ears in an attempt at flight.


key: _nellie_rare_
value:
  w:2
  @The_monster@ says, "Do you know Lommy? A good friend!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I trampled a caravan once."

  @The_monster@ says, "No, I don't have a problem with mice."

  @The_monster@ says, "I think I remember you..."


key: _nergalle_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grimaces horribly.

  @The_monster@ mutters something.

  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "There's a tasty morsel, hm?"


key: _nergalle_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ yells @at_foe@, "What are YOU looking at?"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Kill, kill, my pretties!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "THAT's why. How awful. You!"

  @The_monster@ blows @possessive@ nose.


key: _nessos_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ pounds the earth with @possessive@ hooves.

  @The_monster@ intently looks at @foe@, slowly moving @possessive@ tail.

  @The_monster@ stands on @possessive@ hind legs for a moment.


key: _nessos_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says, "Study your classics!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I'll learn you. I'll learn you yet!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Even if you were a mare, I'd kill you!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "I'm half man! Half horse! And all stone-cold KILLER!"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says, "Hold still for a moment, will you? I've got a trick shot I want to try here."

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says, "I schooled the Big Guy. You'll be no problem."

  w:1
  @The_monster@ tries to tell @foe@ a complicated story about hydras, @possessive@ blood, and marriage.


key: nikola
value:
  @The_monster@ yells, "Danger! Danger! High voltage!"

  @The_monster@ says, "There's a spark of magic in your eyes."

  @The_monster@ raves, "Can you feel it? Can you feel it? CAN YOU FEEL IT?"

  @The_monster@ warns, "If you see one of my golems, approach with caution, they bite."

  @The_monster@ asks, "Are you insulated?"

  @The_monster@ says, "You don't look like a good insulator."

  @The_monster@ mumbles, "Hm, I wonder if you're conductive."


key: _pikel_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ cracks @possessive@ whip.

  @The_monster@ says, "You'll fetch a fair price!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says, "Slavery isn't that bad."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You'll feel the lick of my whip!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves @possessive@ whip at you.


key: _pikel_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves a pair of manacles at you. @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Why not give it a go? You'll get fed. Maybe."

  @The_monster@ says, "Who am I kidding? They'll work you to death!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You strike me more as a bedroom slave."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ checks @possessive@ coin pouch and frowns.

  @The_monster@ says, "It's all about the gold, really."

  @The_monster@ says, "I just want to get paid!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm sure they'll be treated well, anyway."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm sure the Orcish Mines are around here somewhere..."

  @The_monster@ says, "I knew I should've brought a map."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ scowls and wipes @possessive@ hands on @possessive@ robe.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm sure you'll love being tied up!"

  @The_monster@ sighs. "I should go into elves; they're easier to handle. And prettier!"


key: _polyphemus_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ glares at @foe@ with @possessive@ lone eye.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ wildly rolls @possessive@ eye at @foe@.

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@ loudly for @possessive@ pets to attack!

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@ @at_foe@, "You will make a great snack!"

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@, "Attack, my pets! Attack!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Trying to escape from me is @_pointless_@!"


key: _polyphemus_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to be sizing @foe@ up for @possessive@ next meal.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stomps at the @surface@ furiously.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks around for something heavy to throw at @foe@.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Do you like to play 'catch'?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "@Foe_genus@ for dinner? Sounds delicious!"


key: _prince_ribbit_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ croaks regally.

  @The_monster@ lets out a mournful croak.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ hops awkwardly around.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ catches a @_frog_food_@ with @possessive@ tongue.


key: _prince_ribbit_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Just a little smooch?"

  @The_monster@ sighs @at_foe@, "It's not easy being green!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You're just another fly to me."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ winks @at_foe@ and puckers @possessive@ lips.


key: _frog_food_
value:
  fly

  w:5
  butterfly

  moth

  mosquito

  w:2
  spider

  centipede

  millipede

  w:1
  hornet

  small bird

  mouse

  baby bat

  blue-tailed skink


key: _psyche_medium_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ glows with a rainbow of weird force.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ toys with @possessive@ hair.

  @The_monster@ giggles crazily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ cries.

  @The_monster@ sings.

  @The_monster@ sings a strange song.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Please, could you die a little faster?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm a bad girl, but I can't do anything about it."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm so lonely. Only corpses are my friends."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Once you're dead we can play together!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'll kill you and take you home."

  @The_monster@ cries, "I hate blood and violence."

  @The_monster@ cries @to_foe@, "You've killed my pet!"


key: _psyche_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles happily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares at @foe@ for a moment.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ bursts into tears.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ sucks @possessive@ thumb.

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "YOU ARE VIOLATING AREA SECURITY!!!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Peace! Flowers! Freedom! Dead adventurers!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Well, maybe I'm a bit nutty, but who cares?!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "I'm not crazy, you are!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "I hope that you are sorry for that!"

  @The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me."


key: _purgy_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ snarls @at_foe@, "Go! Away!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks around nervously.

  @The_monster@ hisses menacingly.

  @The_monster@ snarls @at_foe@, "My home! Leave!"


key: _purgy_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ clenches @possessive@ teeth.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ clenches @possessive@ claws.

  @The_monster@ hisses @at_foe@, "I bite!"

  @The_monster@ pleads @to_foe@, "Don't hit me!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very sad for a moment.


key: _roxanne_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ mutters, "When I said I wanted to live forever... this was not what I had in mind."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "At least I didn't end up somewhere with nobody to talk to."

  @The_monster@ wails, "NOOOO!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Come nearer, honey, I don't have a heart of stone."

  w:20
  __NONE


key: _roxanne_medium_
value:
  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Could you be a darling and pick up those spellbooks for me?"

  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Say, could you scratch my back for me?"

  @The_monster@ sighs and says, "It wouldn't be so bad were it not for the bird droppings."


key: _roxanne_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "I'd kick your ass right now if I could just get over there!"

  @The_monster@ prays for a Stone to Flesh spell.

  @The_monster@ wonders, "Maybe oil would work? Probably not."

  @The_monster@ states @to_foe@, "You'll be worm food in some minutes, I'll endure [millennia|aeons]."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "A mighty warrior you might be, a mason you are not!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "They said I was crazy for my new spells... Turns out they were right."


key: roxanne blink_other_closer
value:
  w:20
  __NONE

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Come a little closer, will you?"

  @The_monster@ says, "I keep my friends close, but my enemies closer."

  @The_monster@ says, "Please, won't you take my hand."

  w:5
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Don't just stand there! You can move, can't you?"


key: _rupert_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks as if @subjective@ doubts whether @foe@ exists.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks excited.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks confused.

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Die, monster!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Give me the Holy Grail!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You killed all those lovely monsters, you murderer!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Hurray!"


key: _rupert_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "You're a monster, aren't you?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "My Mum always said: 'Kill them all.'"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "I'm a great and powerful hero!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Get ready! I'll kill you! Or something like that..."

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Red! No, blue!"


key: saint roka
value:
  w:7
  @_Saint Roka generic_@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Down here, you're an orc or you're nobody."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "In the orcish mines, orcs kill the likes of YOU!"


key: _saint roka generic_
value:
  w:2
  @_generic_orc_speech_@

  @The_monster@ calls out, "Orcs! Behind me!"

  @The_monster@ calls out, "Only Beogh rules here!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I shall smite you and smash you."

  @The_monster@ lets out a mighty war cry!

  @The_monster@ cries, "Beogh give me strength!"

  @The_monster@ cries, "In the name of Beogh, DIE!"


key: _saint roka rival_
value:
  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You dare challenge my right as the Messiah?"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "There can only be one messiah: ME!"

  @The_monster@ despairs, @at_foe@, "False prophets abound here!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Orcs, take notice: this deceiver is a mere {{ return you.race() }}!"


key: related beogh saint roka
value:
  w:20
  @related Saint Roka@

  @_hostile_orc_beogh_believer_speech_common_@

  w:5
  @_hostile_orc_beogh_believer_speech_rare_@

  w:5
  @_Saint Roka rival_@


key: _sigmund_common_
value:
  w:20
  @The_monster@ laughs darkly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks at you with fury.

  @The_monster@ flickers, as though insubstantial.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your kind have come here before. I understand now why. You desire death..."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Now you see me, now you don't..."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Don't worry, I'll kill you fast."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will soon forget everything."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Look into my eyes."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm your fate."

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Die, monster!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Don't try to resist!"

  @The_monster@ giggles. "Time to reap what you sow."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s eyes start glowing with a red light.

  @The_monster@ breathes a few words.
  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s hands start flickering wildly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is suddenly surrounded by pale @_spell_colour_@ light.


key: _sigmund_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Do you like me?"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You will never... NEVER!!!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I am the angel of ZOT!!!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Only death can liberate you!"

  @The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "You'll know eternity soon."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles chillingly.


key: _sojobo_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ strikes a fencing pose.

  @The_monster@ barks orders to @possessive@ subordinates.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins devilishly.

  The air crackles briefly around @the_monster@.

  VISUAL:A brief shower of sparks shoots from @the_monster@'s claws.


key: _sojobo_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "This battle is not even a challenge!"

  @The_monster@ barks @at_foe@, "Your form is terrible!"

  @The_monster@ sneers @at_foe@, "There are one thousand and one flaws in your strategy!"


key: _sonja_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'm academy-trained, you know."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Too slow!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ twirls @possessive@ cape.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ bows elegantly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ plants @possessive@ feet in a plie.


key: _sonja_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Hah! Missed me again!"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "The Royal Ballet doesn't accept kobolds. That's why I went into killing people."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "If only old Madame Brzewit could see me now!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Some dancing partner you are!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Someone hired me to kill you, but I'm not supposed to say who."


key: _terence_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks scornfully at @foe@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ bares @possessive@ teeth.

  @The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Do you want it fast or slow?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Don't bother to defend, it's @_pointless_@."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Now you die!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "[ATTACK|DIE]!!!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Get ready for death!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I want your blood!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'm going to kill you!"


key: _terence_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Rest in peace."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "How do you enjoy it?"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You're history."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Did you write a will? You should..."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Time to say good-bye..."


key: _urug_common_
value:
  @_generic_orc_speech_@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ adjusts @possessive@ eyepatch.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares @at_foe@ with @possessive@ one eyeball.

  @The_monster@ roars.

  @The_monster@ howls with blood-lust.

  @The_monster@ squints and says @to_foe@, "You're the ugliest harpy I ever saw."

  @The_monster@ squints and says @to_foe@, "My one eye mightn't be all that good, but I can see you just fine with it, harpy."

  @The_monster@ squints and screams @at_foe@, "A harpy? Time to die, you blasted buzzard!"

  @The_monster@ squints and screams @at_foe@, "I know a harpy when I see one!"

  @The_monster@ squints, then shrugs and mutters, "Close enough."

  @The_monster@ grins and says, "Time to carve some turkeys."

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Bird-brain!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Prepare for a defeathering!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Revenge!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Die, harpy!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "All you harpies will die!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Payback for my eye!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Damn your eyes!"

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'm goin' to kill you! Now!"


key: _urug_rare_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ winks @at_foe@... or blinks.

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Your bloody kin took my one good eye. Now you die, harpy!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "They call me one-eyed Urug. When I'm done with you they'll have to call you no-head @player_name@." @player_only@

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You are already dead."

  @The_monster@ mutters, "Sometimes I wonder if they all really are harpies."


key: _vashnia_common_
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ makes some cryptic hand gestures, then points @at_foe@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ takes aim @at_foe@.

  VISUAL:Space seems to twist oddly around @the_monster@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks @foe@ over, as though planning @possessive@ next attack.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ glares at @possessive@ squad, motioning for silence.


key: _vashnia_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ mutters @at_foe@, "Right between the eyes..."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You'll make a fine pincushion."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Hold still for a moment. You're making this shot difficult."


key: _vashnia_naga_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You are a traitor to our kind!"

  @The_monster@ sneers @at_foe@, "Heretic!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Swear allegiance to our queen and you may yet be spared!"


key: _vashnia_nonnaga_
value:
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Slay the @foe_genus@ at once!" @player_only@

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "We do not look kindly on intruders!"

  @The_monster@ says to @possessive@ squad, "Do not let the @foe_genus@ escape!"


key: _xtahua_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ roars horribly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ glares at @foe@.

  @The_monster@ growls @at_foe@, "YOU BORE ME SO."

  @The_monster@ roars @at_foe@, "DIE, PUNY ONE!"

  @The_monster@ roars @at_foe@, "FACE MY WRATH!"

  @The_monster@ roars @at_foe@, "COMING HERE WAS YOUR LAST MISTAKE!"

  @The_monster@ roars, "I'VE KILLED HUNDREDS OF ADVENTURERS!" @player_only@


key: _xtahua_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ rumbles @at_foe@, "YOU'RE BARELY A SNACK."

  @The_monster@ rumbles @at_foe@, "YOU LOOK DELICIOUS."

  @The_monster@ roars @at_foe@, "I HATE BEING BOTHERED!"

  @The_monster@ roars @at_foe@, "I HOPE YOU'RE TASTY!"

  @The_monster@ roars, "BAH! BLOODY ADVENTURERS." @player_only@


key: orb spider charge
value:
  @The_monster@ spins a strand of pure energy.

  @The_monster@ pulsates with a strange energy.

  @The_monster@ begins to weave its threads into a brightly glowing ball.


key: floating eye charge
value:
  @The_monster@'s view fixates on @foe@.

  @The_monster@'s stare focuses on @foe@.

  @The_monster@ seems to glare at @foe@.


key: bennu
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s plumage briefly flares with an otherwordly flame.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ jubilantly flits about.


key: bullfrog
value:
  @The_monster@ swells and bulges.

  @The_monster@ releases a deep croak.

  @The_monster@ snags a nearby @_frog_food_@ with @possessive@ tongue.


key: chaos spawn
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grows dozens of eye stalks in order to get a better look at @foe@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ splatters into many small globs of multi-coloured light, then recombines.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ briefly grows a face disturbingly similar to your own.

  @The_monster@ ululates chillingly with @possessive@ many mouths.

  @The_monster@ gibbers incoherently in a cacophony of voices.


key: catoblepas
value:
  @The_monster@ roars fiercely, eyes lowered.

  @The_monster@ stomps with a crash on the @surface@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smashes @possessive@ foot into the @surface@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ rams the @surface@ with @possessive@ head heavily.

  @The_monster@ breathes in.

  @The_monster@ snuffles in challenge.


key: reaper
value:
  @The_monster@ whispers, "Time's up, @foe_name@!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ beckons to @foe@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles without lips.

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "I have come for you, @foe_name@!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Death awaits you!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Everyone has to die sometime, and your time is now."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ draws a finger across @possessive@ throat.

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You must die NOW!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Die, @foe_name@!"


key: _killer_klown_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ giggles crazily.

  @The_monster@ laughs merrily.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ beckons to @foe@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ does a flip.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ does a somersault.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles at @foe@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins with merry abandon.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ pulls ten torches off @possessive@ hat and starts juggling.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ sprays water @at_foe@.

  @The_monster@ howls with blood-lust!


key: _killer_klown_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ honks.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ pantomimes @foe_possessive@ execution.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ pokes out @possessive@ tongue.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grows four more heads, takes them off and juggles!

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ skips for a moment.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Come and play with me!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Trust me, I'm a doctor."


key: silenced silent spectre
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures at you to be quiet.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ flutters as if in a wind.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares at you with @possessive@ ghostly eyes.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ fades in and out of visibility.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ flickers into the darkness.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins at you slowly.


key: _tormentor_common_
value:
  w:15
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'll crush your bones, one by one."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins madly.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins malevolently.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I will show you what pain is."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will wish to die when I get to you."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I know your fate. It's pain."

  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You will die horribly!"


key: _tormentor_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ laughs crazily.

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I am all your nightmares come true."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I will drown you in your own blood."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I will eat your liver."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I know a thousand and one ways to kill you."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'll show you my torture chamber!"

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Get ready! Throes of agony await you."

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Prepare for my thousand needles of pain!"

  @The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "I'll tear you apart!"


key: _holy_being_
value:
  w:2
  @The_monster@ intones a prayer.
  VISUAL:A sense of peace washes over you.

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Thou must remain pure in the battle against evil."

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "May @foe_god@ always shine on thee, @foe_name@!"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "@foe_god@ be with thee, mortal!" @player_only@

  w:1
  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Praised be @_good_god_@ in the heavens above!"


key: holy_being_pacification_humanoid
value:
  w:5
  @holy_being_pacification@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ relaxes @possessive@ fighting stance.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ salutes you.


key: holy_being_pacification_speech
value:
  @The_monster@ shouts at you, "Continue thy quest, mortal!"

  @The_monster@ says to you, "Forge ahead, servant of Elyvilon!"

  @The_monster@ says to you, "Carry on, mortal."


key: good god '&'
value:
  w:20
  @_demon_taunt_@

  w:1
  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "@Foe_god@ won't protect you, @foe_name@!"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "@Foe_god@ is but a nuisance to me, mortal!"

  w:1
  @The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "@Foe_god@ will weep as I flay your corpse!"


key: _generic_orc_speech_
value:
  w:50
  @The_monster@ @_orc_shouts_@ @_loudly_or_repeatedly_@@_orc_modifier_@

  w:20
  @The_monster@ suddenly @_orc_shouts_@@_orc_modifier_@

  w:5
  @The_monster@ @_orc_shouts_@ to no one in particular.

  w:2
  @The_monster@ @_loudly_or_repeatedly_@ @_shouts_@ encouragement to no one in particular.

  @The_monster@ sings a few bars from the Orcish anthem.


key: _hostile_orc_beogh_unbeliever_speech_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "I don't believe in Beogh!"

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@ @at_foe@, "You're not the messiah, I am!"


key: _hostile_orc_beogh_believer_speech_common_
value:
  @The_monster@ mutters @at_foe@, "You're NOT the saviour of the Orcs."

  @The_monster@ grumbles @at_foe@, "You're not even a proper Orc..."

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "How could Beogh possibly choose you?"

  @The_monster@ mutters something uncomplimentary.

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "Beogh will surely punish you for your arrogance!"

  @The_monster@ grunts @at_foe@, "You, the messiah? You don't even look the part!"

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "The messiah will not be a {{ return you.race() }}!"

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "The messiah will be a true Orc!"

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "{{
      if you.race() == "Hill Orc" then
          return "Turn back to the hills"
      elseif you.race() == "Lava Orc" then
          return "Go swim in a volcano"
      else -- shouldn't happen
          return "Go to hell"
      end
  }}, deceiver!"

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@ @at_foe@, "Die, @_orc_heathen_@!"

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@, "Die, @foe_name@, for besmirching Beogh's name!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ grimaces.


key: _hostile_orc_beogh_unbeliever_speech_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "Orcs don't need Beogh!"

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "Beogh's messiah is just a fairy-tale."

  @The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Even if there were a messiah, it wouldn't be you."


key: _hostile_orc_beogh_believer_speech_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ laughs @at_foe@, "You, our saviour!?"

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@ @at_foe@, "Orcs! @foe_name@ is lying!"

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "For a messiah, you look rather [sorry|pathetic|miserable]."

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "Your [costumes|disguise|tricks] cannot [fool|deceive] me."

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_to_foe_@, "I wonder, will Beogh raise you from the dead?"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes @possessive@ head.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares at you quizzically. @player_only@


key: friendly related beogh orc
value:
  w:80
  __NONE

  w:1
  @default friendly humanoid@

  w:2
  @_generic_orc_speech_@

  w:12
  @_friendly_beogh_speech_@


key: _friendly_beogh_speech_common_
value:
  w:5
  @The_monster@ @_loudly_or_repeatedly_@ @_shouts_@ encouragement@_orc_modifier_@

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Orcs kill for Beogh, Orcs die for Beogh!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Your appearance changed my life!"

  @The_monster@ @_says_or_shouts_@, "Dying for Beogh is much better than a random rampage."

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@, "Blood in Beogh's name!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "All @_orc_heathen_@s must die!"

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@, "Let's [kill|smash|burn|maim] those @_orc_heathen_@s!"

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_@, "With Beogh's help we'll overthrow the @_orc_heathen_@s!"

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@, "Smite the @_orc_heathen_@s!"

  @The_monster@ @_says_or_shouts_@, "I'm proud to serve; I'm ready to die."

  @The_monster@ says, "May Beogh smile on you, @player_name@."

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Fear not, @player_name@! Beogh smiles on those who fall in battle!"

  @The_monster@ lets loose a series of foul curses in Beogh's name.

  @The_monster@ @_says_or_shouts_@, "I fight for @player_name@, for Beogh rules over all!"

  @The_monster@ @_says_or_shouts_@, "Orcs will kill them all!"

  @The_monster@ @_shouts_@, "Orcs rule!"

  @The_monster@ says, "I just want to die in your service, @player_name@!"

  @The_monster@ says, "Beogh doesn't mind all this killing, you know."


key: _friendly_beogh_speech_rare_
value:
  @The_monster@ @_says_or_shouts_@, "Beogh is great, and so is @player_name@!"

  @The_monster@ @_says_or_shouts_@, "I am so glad I met you."

  @The_monster@ @_orc_says_@, "A dead @_orc_heathen_@ will not bedevil my soul."

  @The_monster@ says, "I never had a vision before."

  @The_monster@ @_says_or_shouts_@, "Our fallen brethren won't be forgotten."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks @at_foe/around@ nervously.

  @The_monster@ looks @at_foe@ and says, "I'd rather not die in your service, @player_name@."

  @The_monster@ chants, "I shall fear no evil, for @player_name@ is my saviour."

  @The_monster@ says, "Orcs get a bad rep."

  @The_monster@ @_mutters_@, "It's always Elves, Elves, Elves."

  @The_monster@ says, "I'm an Orc, you're an Orc, it's OK."

  @The_monster@ seems like @subjective@ is about to say something to you, then stops.

  @The_monster@ @_mutters_@, "When this is all over, I'm going to start a fungus farm."


key: beogh_converted_orc_reaction_sight
value:
  @The_monster@ stares at you in amazement and kneels.

  @The_monster@ relaxes @possessive@ fighting stance and smiles at you.

  @The_monster@ falls on @possessive@ knees before you.


key: beogh_converted_orc_speech_sight
value:
  @Subjective@ shouts, "I'll follow thee gladly!"

  @Subjective@ shouts, "Surely Beogh must have sent you!"

  @Subjective@ asks, "Are you our saviour?"

  @Subjective@ says, "I'm so glad you are here now."


key: beogh_converted_orc_reaction_battle
value:
  @The_monster@ surrenders.

  @The_monster@ falls to @possessive@ knees.

  @The_monster@ raises @possessive@ hands in surrender.


key: beogh_converted_orc_speech_battle
value:
  @Subjective@ shouts, "I'll follow you! Let me live!"

  @Subjective@ says, "You must be the Messiah, I see it now!"

  @Subjective@ yells, "Beogh is my god, I swear it!"


key: beogh_converted_orc_resurrection
value:
  @The_monster@ shouts, "You saved me!"

  @The_monster@ says, "You really are the Messiah."

  @The_monster@ thanks you for bringing @objective@ back to life.

  @The_monster@ says, "I knew I could rely on you."

  @The_monster@ says, "Now I can live to fight another day."


key: orc_priest_apostate
value:
  The priest shouts, "Disloyal scoundrel, leave my sight!"

  The priest snarls, "I'll spare you only if you run away! Begone!"

  The priest curses, "Your faithless show of piety disgusts me!"

  The priest sneers, "Beogh may forgive you, but I don't!"

  The priest shouts, "You had your chance, apostate scum!"


key: orc_priest_preaching
value:
  @The_monster@ shouts, "Join the one true god or die!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Beogh is our master! Accept the truth or die!"

  @The_monster@ shouts, "Surrender to Beogh and we'll let you live!"

  @The_monster@ threatens, "By the altar or by the axe, you will meet Beogh!"


key: cherub
value:
  @The_monster@ sings praise to the Shining One, in four-part harmony.

  @The_monster@'s lion-head roars!

  @The_monster@'s eagle-head screeches!

  @The_monster@ sings praise to Zin.

  @The_monster@ sings praise to Elyvilon.


key: zin angel
value:
  w:40
  @The_monster@ recites @_axioms_of_law_@

  @The_monster@ recites @_recite_what_@ @_recite_subject_@

  @The_monster@ preaches about @_recite_subject_@

  @The_monster@ @_recites_start_@ a @_lecture_modifier_@ lecture about @_recite_subject_@

  @The_monster@ explains in detail about @_recite_subject_@

  @The_monster@ explains the importance of @_important_subject_@

  @The_monster@ @_recites_start_@ a @_lecture_modifier_@ sermon about @_recite_subject_@

  @The_monster@ @_recites_start_@ a @_lecture_modifier_@ speech about @_recite_subject_@

  w:5
  @The_monster@ speaks about @_recite_subject_@


key: _important_subject_
value:
  w:50
  @_axioms_of_law_@

  the eternal Law.

  obedience to the Law.

  the one true way.

  purity of body and mind.

  preserving your bodily integrity.

  keeping your body clean and pure.

  proper care of body and soul.

  avoiding mutations.

  just saying no to mutations.

  proper burial practice.

  not dealing with demons.

  rejecting the service of demons.


key: _recite_subject_
value:
  w:120
  @_important_subject_@

  w:80
  @_axioms_of_law_@

  the Law and the prophets.

  the importance of the Law.

  mutations, and how to avoid them.

  potions of mutation - the devil's brew!

  neqoxecs and cacodemons - may they all be destroyed!

  a proper diet respecting intelligent beings.

  the evils of necromancy.

  undead, and why they are evil.

  the fall of Lugonu.

  the alliance of Zin and the Shining One.

  the alliance of Zin and Elyvilon.

  the lawlessness of @_chaotic_god_@.

  the evilness of @_evil_god_@.


key: confused zin angel
value:
  @The_monster@ rambles incoherently.

  @The_monster@ lectures the ground at length about @_important_subject_@

  @The_monster@ lectures @possessive@ feet at length about @_important_subject_@

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares off into space for a moment.


key: silenced zin angel
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures @at_foe@ frantically.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks angrily to the heavens.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ furiously gestures all around.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ scowls with righteous anger.


key: deformed humanoid
value:
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ howls in pain.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ wails in agony.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ weeps.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ sobs.

  @The_monster@ screams, "The pain, the pain!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ begins coughing up blood.

  @The_monster@ yells, "Please, just kill me!"

  w:1
  VISUAL:@The_monster@ begins hyperventilating.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ twists in agony.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares vacantly at @possessive@ hideously deformed hands.

  @The_monster@ asks, "What has happened to me?"

  @The_monster@ asks, "What has been done to me?"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ prays for aid.

  @The_monster@ says, "I think I died... I think I'm dead..."

  w:3
  @The_monster@ wails, "So itchy! Itchy, itchy, itchy! Always itchy!"

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ gurgles, unable to form words.

  w:1
  @The_monster@ yells, "I will have my revenge on the monster who did this!"

  @The_monster@ mumbles, "Took all my skin, all gone, all gone..."

  @The_monster@ says, "I was beautiful once. Now look at me."

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ wriggles @possessive@ tentacles.

  VISUAL:A dozen eyes blink open in the @monster@'s chest.

  VISUAL:Strange appendages sprout from the @monster@'s back.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ lashes @possessive@ tail.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ suddenly sprouts two large horns!

  w:3
  VISUAL:@The_monster@'s flesh secretes a thick mucus.

  VISUAL:Hollow, blind eyes appear on the @monster@'s head.

  VISUAL:Suppurating sores blossom under the @monster@'s eyelids.

  @The_monster@ begs you to kill @objective@.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks at @possessive@ body and cries without tears.

  @The_monster@ screams, "I am only a sick, bizarre, defaced creation."


key: animate dead cast real
value:
  @The_monster@ gestures at the surrounding area while chanting.

  @The_monster@ throws @possessive@ @arms@ wide while chanting.


key: orb of destruction cast
value:
  @The_monster@ conjures a glowing orb.

  @The_monster@ conjures an orb of pure magic.

  @The_monster@ launches a ball of destructive magic.


key: frances cast
value:
  @The_monster@ mutters in a terrible tongue.

  @The_monster@ whispers indecipherable words.

  @The_monster@ chants phrases taken from a devil's mouth.

  @The_monster@ screams a word of power!


key: gastronok cast targeted
value:
  @The_monster@ looks @at@ @target@ while chanting.

  @The_monster@ looks @at@ @target@ and mumbles some strange words.

  @The_monster@ casts a spell @at@ @target@.


key: gastronok cast
value:
  @The_monster@'s eyestalks quiver as @subjective@ mumbles some strange words.

  @The_monster@ chants a spell, wobbling all the while.

  @The_monster@ mumbles some strange words.

  @The_monster@ casts a spell.


key: ensnare arachne cast
value:
  @The_monster@ points her staff @at@ @target@, shooting a stream of webbing.

  @The_monster@'s staff shoots out a stream of webbing.


key: paralyse xtahua cast
value:
  @The_monster@ roars overwhelmingly @at@ @target@!

  @The_monster@ thunders ferociously @at@ @target@!


key: flayed ghost cast
value:
  @The_monster@ stares @at@ @foe@ with tortured malice.

  @The_monster@ cries, "Suffer as I suffered!"

  @The_monster@ cries, "Feel what I felt!"


key: orb of fire cast
value:
  @The_monster@ glows yellow.

  @The_monster@ glows bright magenta.

  @The_monster@ glows deep purple.

  @The_monster@ glows red.

  @The_monster@ emits a lurid red light.


key: guardian serpent cast targeted
value:
  @The_monster@ coils @reflexive@ and waves @possessive@ upper body @at@ @target@.

  @The_monster@ casts a spell @at@ @target@.


key: guardian serpent cast
value:
  @The_monster@ coils @reflexive@ and performs some mystic snake dance.

  @The_monster@ casts a spell.

  @The_monster@ gestures with @possessive@ tail.

  @The_monster@ weaves intricate patterns with the tip of @possessive@ tongue.


key: priest cast targeted
value:
  @The_monster@ calls down the wrath of @possessive_God@ upon @target@.

  @The_monster@ mumbles some strange prayers to @possessive_God@ against @target@.

  @The_monster@ invokes the aid of @possessive_God@ against @target@.


key: priest cast
value:
  @The_monster@ prays to @possessive_God@.

  @The_monster@ mumbles some strange prayers to @possessive_God@.

  @The_monster@ utters an invocation to @possessive_God@.


key: unseen priest cast targeted
value:
  You hear @something@ call down the wrath of @a_God@ upon @target@.

  You hear @something@ mumble some strange prayers to @a_God@ against @target@.

  You hear @something@ invoke the aid of @a_God@ against @target@.


key: non-humanoid wizard cast targeted
value:
  @The_monster@ stares @at@ @target@ and mumbles some strange words.

  @The_monster@ casts a spell @at@ @target@.


key: wizard cast targeted
value:
  @The_monster@ gestures @at@ @target@ while chanting.

  @The_monster@ points @at@ @target@ and mumbles some strange words.

  @The_monster@ casts a spell @at@ @target@.


key: wizard cast
value:
  @The_monster@ gestures wildly while chanting.

  @The_monster@ mumbles some strange words.

  @The_monster@ casts a spell.


key: dream sheep flee
value:
  w:30
  @The_monster@ bleats in terror.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ is struck with panic!

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ panics and turns to flee.

  VISUAL:A frightened @monster@ leaps away.

  VISUAL:@The_monster@ stampedes away.


key: frozen axe "frostbite"
value:
  You hear the [roaring|howling|raging|gusting] winds of a [blizzard|squall|snowstorm].

  w:5
  You hear ice [creaking|groaning|grinding|cracking].

  w:1
  You hear shards of ice [tinkling|chiming].

  w:1
  You hear the [rumble|boom|crash] of [a glacier calving|icebergs colliding].


key: noisy weapon
value:
  w:30
  @_weapon_chatter_@

  w:28
  @weapon_noises@

  w:2
  @_instrumental_noises_@

  w:20
  SOUND:You hear @weapon_noise@


key: _weapon_chatter_
value:
  @Your_weapon@ shouts, "Whoopee!"

  @Your_weapon@ argues with itself.

  @Your_weapon@ complains about the scenery.

  @Your_weapon@ says, "I'm bored."

  @Your_weapon@ shouts out instructions!

  @Your_weapon@ says, "Ssh! Did you hear that?"

  @Your_weapon@ cheers you on.

  @Your_weapon@ intones a prayer.

  @Your_weapon@ calls out a warning!

  @Your_weapon@ chatters happily.

  @Your_weapon@ recites a poem.

  @Your_weapon@ prattles on and on.

  @Your_weapon@ inquires about your family.

  @Your_weapon@ comments on the weather.

  @Your_weapon@ regales you with its life story.

  @Your_weapon@ speaks gibberish.

  @Your_weapon@ raves incoherently.

  @Your_weapon@ shouts, "Help!"

  @Your_weapon@ cracks jokes of [questionable|doubtful|juvenile] humour.

  @Your_weapon@ dwells on sagas on the [glory of old|days of yore].

  @Your_weapon@ belts out, "Dying in battle is most honourable!"

  @Your_weapon@ [proudly|gleefully] confesses its [misdeeds|atrocities].

  w:30
  @_rare_chatter_@


key: _rare_chatter_
value:
  @Your_weapon@ shouts, "This level is mine! Um, ours."

  @Your_weapon@ cries, "Don't ditch me yet! I promise to be forever silent."

  @Your_weapon@ groans, "That's what you call fighting?"

  @Your_weapon@ shouts, "Left! No, no, right!".

  @Your_weapon@ says, "Why don't you say something for a change?"

  @Your_weapon@ asks, "Did you take a vow of silence?"

  @Your_weapon@ says, "You can tell me everything! I can keep a secret!"

  @Your_weapon@ asks, "Do you need to see the manual?"

  @Your_weapon@ asks, "Have you heard of the Orb of Zot?"

  @Your_weapon@ moans, "I feel dizzy."

  @Your_weapon@ says, "We'll split the gold! Fifty-fifty!"

  @Your_weapon@ says, "You're pretty alright, for @a_player_genus@."

  @Your_weapon@ sighs, "I'm going to miss you when you're dead, @player_name@."


key: weapon_noises
value:
  w:80
  @Your_weapon@ [cackles|giggles|gurgles|sighs|snorts|warbles|wails|whimpers].

  w:50
  @Your_weapon@ [coughs|swears|yawns][| loudly| noisily].

  w:40
  @Your_weapon@ [burps|cheers|hollers|yelps|sneezes][| loudly]!

  w:30
  @Your_weapon@ makes a [horrible|deep, guttural|tutting] noise.

  w:20
  @Your_weapon@ makes a [deep moaning|popping] sound.

  w:20
  @Your_weapon@ goes [tick-tock.|snicker-snack!]

  w:20
  @Your_weapon@ howls [like a wolf.|with laughter!]

  w:20
  @Your_weapon@ [erupts|suddenly bursts] into laughter!

  w:20
  @Your_weapon@ gives off a [wolf whistle|sizzling sound].

  w:20
  @Your_weapon@ lets out a [mournful sigh.|whoop!]

  @Your_weapon@ laughs crazily.

  @Your_weapon@ growls menacingly.

  @Your_weapon@ sputters and hisses.

  @Your_weapon@ pants and wheezes.

  @Your_weapon@ barks abruptly.

  @Your_weapon@ screams hysterically.

  @Your_weapon@ hiccups loudly.

  @Your_weapon@ starts to sob noisily.

  @Your_weapon@ yells in some weird language.

  @Your_weapon@ cries out!

  @Your_weapon@ burbles away merrily.

  @Your_weapon@ suddenly shrieks!

  @Your_weapon@ whistles innocently.

  @Your_weapon@ parrots the noises around you.


key: _instrumental_noises_
value:
  @Your_weapon@ makes a sound as if to clear its throat.

  @Your_weapon@ makes a twanging sound.

  w:20
  @Your_weapon@ chimes [melodiously|harmoniously].

  w:20
  @Your_weapon@ imitates [a saxophone|the bagpipes].

  @Your_weapon@ tinkles.

  @Your_weapon@ rings like a bell.

  @Your_weapon@ emits a flourish of trumpets.

  @Your_weapon@ tootles away.

  @Your_weapon@ chimes like a gong.

  @Your_weapon@ applauds itself.

  @Your_weapon@ goes toot-toot!

  @Your_weapon@ does a drum roll.


key: weapon_noise
value:
  a shout.

  an angry hiss.

  a high-pitched scream!

  a roar!

  a hideous shriek!

  a piteous moan.

  a screech!

  a bellow!

  a loud, deep croak!

  an angry buzzing noise.

  a splashing noise.

  a sizzling sound.

  a loud clanging noise!

  a grinding noise.

  a mighty clap of thunder!

  a hideous screaming!

  a bark!

  a rumbling sound.

  a crunching sound.

  a distant "Zot"!

  the distant roaring of an enraged frog.

  a knock.

  a voice calling your name.

  a very strange noise.

  someone snoring.

  someone calling for help!

  strange voices.

  maniacal laughter.

  snatches of song.

  a twanging sound.

  the chiming of a distant gong.

  the tinkle of an enormous bell.

  an echo.

  the wailing of sirens.

  a flourish of trumpets!

  a strangely pleasant explosion.

  distant weeping.

  a muffled joke.


key: singing sword silenced
value:
  VISUAL:@The_weapon@ struggles and turns.

  VISUAL:@The_weapon@ looks @_exasperated_@.

  VISUAL:@The_weapon@ makes a [sad|disoriented|forlorn|hopeless] impression.

  w:5
  VISUAL:@The_weapon@ sulks.

  w:1
  VISUAL:@The_weapon@ seems to emit steam.

  w:1
  VISUAL:@The_weapon@ turns @_crimson_@.


key: singing sword no_tension
value:
  w:400
  @_singing_no_tension_@

  w:100
  @_singing_no-low_tension_@

  w:200
  @_speaking_no_tension_@

  w:10
  @_real_song_no_tension_@

  w:120
  @_instrumental_noises_@

  w:70
  @weapon_noises@

  w:100
  @_weapon_chatter_@


key: singing sword low_tension
value:
  w:400
  @_singing_no-low_tension_@

  w:100
  @_speaking_low_tension_@

  w:100
  @_speaking_low-high_tension_@

  w:7
  @_real_song_low_tension_@

  w:3
  @_real_song_low-high_tension_@

  w:160
  @_instrumental_noises_@

  w:70
  @weapon_noises@

  w:160
  @_weapon_noises_low-high_tension_@


key: singing sword high_tension
value:
  w:300
  @_speaking_low-high_tension_@

  w:3
  @_real_song_low-high_tension_@

  w:7
  @_real_song_high_tension_@

  w:150
  @_speaking_high_tension_@

  w:200
  @_instrumental_noises_@

  w:30
  @weapon_noises@

  w:360
  @_weapon_noises_low-high_tension_@


key: _weapon_noises_low-high_tension_
value:
  w:100
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@ @_screams_how_@.

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@.

  @The_weapon@ howls with insane laughter!

  @The_weapon@ erupts into mad laughter!

  @The_weapon@ suddenly bursts into murderous laughter!

  @The_weapon@ laughs in a fit of madness.

  @The_weapon@ makes a horrifying noise.


key: _singing_no_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ practises its scales.

  @The_weapon@ makes a painfully high-pitched squeak.

  w:30
  @The_weapon@ sings [a sudden staccato|a quivering drawn-out|an ear-splitting high] note.

  @The_weapon@ trains the @_kind_of_scales_@ scales.

  @The_weapon@ plays a couple of bars.

  @The_weapon@ [nearly |clearly |][hits|misses] the concert pitch.

  @The_weapon@ repeatedly practises the high pitch.

  @The_weapon@ sings [several|three or four|a multitude of] chords at once.

  @The_weapon@ repeatedly practises counterpoints.


key: _singing_no-low_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ breaks into glorious song!

  @The_weapon@ sings[| off-key].

  @The_weapon@ [sings|whistles] [loudly|merrily].

  @The_weapon@ whines plaintively.

  @The_weapon@ wails mournfully.

  @The_weapon@ lilts tunefully.

  @The_weapon@ yodels.

  @The_weapon@ hums tunelessly.

  @The_weapon@ keens wildly.

  @The_weapon@ goes "Da-da-da-dum".

  @The_weapon@ chants serenely.

  @The_weapon@ trills happily.

  @The_weapon@ launches into yet another solo.

  @The_weapon@ emits a series of high-pitched trills.

  @The_weapon@ tries to sing in harmony with itself.

  @The_weapon@ provides the musical accompaniment for each of your actions.

  @The_weapon@ composes a new song.

  @The_weapon@ raucously launches into song.

  @The_weapon@ merrily whistles a melody.

  @The_weapon@ strikes up a [bolero|bossanova|calypso|fandango|mazurka|menuet|pasodoble|waltz].

  @The_weapon@ intones [an aria|a fugue].

  @The_weapon@ gives you a private [audition|concerto].

  @The_weapon@ [sings|hums] away to itself.

  @The_weapon@ lets out a series of bird calls.

  @The_weapon@ makes beautiful music.

  @The_weapon@ produces a loud orchestral chord.

  @The_weapon@ holds a dissonant chord.

  @The_weapon@ tunes itself.

  @The_weapon@ beats time.

  @The_weapon@ pulls all registers.

  @The_weapon@ pulls out all the stops.

  @The_weapon@ sets up a furious crescendo.

  In a hysterical voice, @the_weapon@ strikes up a march.

  @The_weapon@ [sings|hums|whistles] a [little|catchy|merry] [tune|melody].

  @The_weapon@ [sings|hums] an eerie [tune|melody].

  w:5
  @The_weapon@ [sings|hums] a slow and mournful tune.

  w:25
  @The_weapon@ strikes up @_strikes_up_what_@.

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Tra-la-la..."

  w:40
  @The_weapon@ sings a [lullaby|folk song|deeply moving song|little jingle].

  @The_weapon@ hums a slow waltz.

  @The_weapon@ chants a little melody.

  @The_weapon@ plays a requiem for the unknown sword.

  @The_weapon@ plays an overture.

  @The_weapon@ launches into a [hymn|song] on @_song_theme_@.

  @The_weapon@ [composes|sings] a [hymn|song] about @_song_theme_@.

  @The_weapon@ [composes|sings] a hymn praising @player_god@.

  @The_weapon@ [composes|sings] a ballad about your adventures.

  @The_weapon@ prematurely composes your obituary.


key: _common_speaking_no_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Sing along with me!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "One, two, three..."

  @The_weapon@ spouts musical wisdom.

  @The_weapon@ [points out|remarks in passing on] the lack of singing [axes|clubs|polearms|staves].

  @The_weapon@ embarks on a lengthy monologue about murderous music.

  @The_weapon@ compliments itself on its singing voice.

  @The_weapon@ asks you about your opinion on @_musical_topic_@.

  @The_weapon@ muses how they don't make such fine swords anymore.

  @The_weapon@ tries to improvise rhymes, and fails miserably.

  @The_weapon@ offers to sing all your favourite songs.

  @The_weapon@ asks you for a rhyme on '@_rhyme_word_@'.

  @The_weapon@ complains about [double|triple|short] swords.

  @The_weapon@ derides short swords.

  @The_weapon@ muses on the connection between 'duet' and 'duel'.

  @The_weapon@ wails, "I am too young to rust!"

  @The_weapon@ comments on your taste in music.

  @The_weapon@ complains about your lack of musical enthusiasm.

  @The_weapon@ tries to entice you into a canon.

  @The_weapon@ tells you about its plans for a grandiose opera.

  @The_weapon@ grumbles, "I guess an audience of one is better than none..."

  @The_weapon@ muses, "If you sing and nobody listens, are you really singing?"

  @The_weapon@ brightly asks, "How about a duet?"

  @The_weapon@ wonders, "Am I just an instrument of [doom|death|destruction]?"

  @The_weapon@ yells, "No battle, no fun!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Make war, not love!"

  @The_weapon@ cries out, "You certainly can't call me dull!"

  @The_weapon@ tells you the story of its previous owner's [demise|death|misfortune].

  @The_weapon@ brightly announces, "I've got so much to tell you!"

  @The_weapon@ says, "You could say something too, you know."

  @The_weapon@ complains, "Are you always this [silent|uncommunicative|taciturn|quiet|boring]?

  @The_weapon@ grouses, "Silence can be so depressing."

  @The_weapon@ grouses, "Silence always makes me sulking."

  @The_weapon@ compliments you on your taste in weapons.

  @The_weapon@ attempts to teach you some tongue twisters.

  @The_weapon@ says, "At least you will die someday and escape this tedium!"

  @The_weapon@ says, "I don't know that song, but if you hum a few bars, I can take a stab at it."

  @The_weapon@ boasts, "I have an eight-octave range, you know."

  @The_weapon@ sighs wistfully, "I wish my music got as much attention as my homicides..."

  @The_weapon@ sneers, "I've heard your voice, @player_name@. Let's just keep this a solo act."

  @The_weapon@ laments, "Ugh, being used to hack up chunks of meat... it's undignified!"


key: _rare_speaking_no_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ says, "Hi! I'm the Singing Sword!"

  @The_weapon@ chants, "I am golden and pointed, and with blood well anointed."

  @The_weapon@ dictates a lengthy tome entitled 'The Well-Tempered Blade'.

  @The_weapon@ says, "Whips just don't cut it for me, don't you agree?"

  @The_weapon@ chants, "Rather stab than club, rather slice than rub!"

  @The_weapon@ states, "Music critics are all talk and no body armour."

  @The_weapon@ demands, "I must not be sheathed without first drawing blood!"

  @The_weapon@ [explains all about|gives a lengthy lecture on] @_musical_topic_@.

  @The_weapon@ curses its smith, "I was supposed to be the Stinging Sword!"

  @The_weapon@ yells, "Ploughshares to swords!"

  @The_weapon@ asks, "What song would you like to be played for your funeral?"

  @The_weapon@ announces, "I dedicate these songs to @player_name@!"

  @The_weapon@ declares, "I sing the tale of @player_name@, the warrior!"

  @The_weapon@ says, "Hey! Are you even listening?"

  @The_weapon@ longs back for the days in the arena.

  @The_weapon@ amuses itself with detailed descriptions of past executions.

  @The_weapon@ wishes everyone in the dungeon [an unpleasant|a sudden] [demise|death].

  @The_weapon@ fumes, "Being battered, bent and broken sure is better than this boredom!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "I love putting a song in people's hearts. And in their kidneys."

  @The_weapon@ grouses, "Could you please kill something? I'm itching all over."

  @The_weapon@ laments, "What are you waiting for? I am doing all the work."

  @The_weapon@ explains, "Killing is an art, not a pastime."

  @The_weapon@ goes, "Jessica and Sigmund, sitting in a tree..."

  @The_weapon@ says, "I want to meet the serpentine blade!"

  @The_weapon@ says, "Take me to Pandemonium! Now!!!"

  @The_weapon@ recounts funny stories of hydra head multiplication.

  @The_weapon@ says, "Sometimes people call me a magnificent bastard."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ snarls, "Dear diary, yet another boring day with @player_name@..."

  @The_weapon@ says, "In my experience, @player_genus_plural@ are mediocre at best."

  @The_weapon@ groans, "Among all @player_genus_plural@, @player_name@ is the worst."

  @The_weapon@ says, "Unhand me, foul miscreant!"

  @The_weapon@ muses, "Whom do I have to kill to get some service around here?"

  @The_weapon@ sings out, "Sing loudly and carry a big sword!"

  @The_weapon@ ponders the difference in lifespan between man and sword.

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ says, "All work and no play makes @player_name@ a dull boy!"

  @The_weapon@ says, "I wish I'd pick another to be my killing [tool|fool]."

  @The_weapon@ hoarsely says, "Need a drink... quick! Stab something."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ says, "You haven't happened to see my sheath laying around anywhere? I feel so exposed."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ complains, "Oh, are your palms wet and greasy. But I allow you to wield me for a while."


key: _speaking_low_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Live by the sword, die by the sword!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Lie [by|to] the sword, die by the sword!"

  @The_weapon@ realises, "If we kill all of them, no-one will be listening!"

  @The_weapon@ sighs, "How I wish you were a better fighter."

  @The_weapon@ comments on your fighting techniques.

  @The_weapon@ compares you unfavourably to its previous owner.

  @The_weapon@ complains, "This is a chore."

  @The_weapon@ judges, "You're not an artist, at best an artisan."

  @The_weapon@ says, "They will have to pry me from your cold, dead hands."

  @The_weapon@ moans, "By {{ if you.god() == "No God" then return "my blade"
  else return "@player_god@"; end }}, you are such a [coward|dastard|craven|faintheart|poltroon|wuss]."

  @The_weapon@ wonders, "Who is more incompetent - you or the opposition?"

  @The_weapon@ utters, "Their cries, their tears, I cannot stand it anymore."

  @The_weapon@ says, "Will you forgive me a little stab on the side?"

  @The_weapon@ says, "Your kiss, my thrill, your miss, my kill."

  @The_weapon@ boasts, "My voice can shatter a wine glass. My blade can shatter a human skull."


key: _speaking_low-high_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ shouts, "The pen is mightier than the sword? Come on, pens, here I am!"

  @The_weapon@ happily shouts, "Violence is virtue, silence is sin."

  @The_weapon@ shouts a battle cry!

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Onwards! It's kill or die!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Kill! Crush! Destroy!"

  @The_weapon@ states, "Their screams, my satisfaction."

  @The_weapon@ yells, "Steel will triumph where flesh falters!"

  @The_weapon@ cautions, "Never send @a_player_genus@ to do a blade's job!"

  @The_weapon@ hisses, "Let's hear you complain about my singing with your throat slit!"

  @The_weapon@ teaches, "Practice makes perfect!"

  @The_weapon@ asks, "Do you have the will to power, @player_name@?"

  @The_weapon@ laughs, "I always appreciate a bleeding ovation!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "The neck bone's connected to the head bone... but not for long!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "My song won't be the only thing that'll get stuck in your head!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "If it bleeds, we can kill it!"

  @The_weapon@ says, "I want to see you dance on the blood-dimmed tide."

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Today is a good day to die!"

  @The_weapon@ says, "Murder is the only thing that has any meaning these days."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ says, "The rupture of their bodies, my rapture of the deep blood."

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Murder is sin, but it will be washed away with blood."

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Hey, monsters! @player_name@ is over here!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "A winner requires a loser!"


key: _speaking_high_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ yells, "I hereby consecrate these halls WITH BLOOD!"

  @The_weapon@ bellows, "{{ if you.god() == "No God" then return "@_godless_sorter_@"; else return "@player_god@"; end }} wills it!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Lose my temper? Nonsense! My steel will be strong forever!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Cut 'em off! All their little heads at once!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Kill 'em all and let {{ if you.god() == "No God" then
  return "@_godless_sorter_@"; else return "@player_god@"; end }} sort them out!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Screaming and crying is the perfect accompaniment."

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "I'll make piano strings from your guts!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Oh, the @_glorious_@ feeling of steel cutting flesh."

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "I just love to dig into intestines."

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Among all these lost souls, we reign supreme!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Die. Die. Die!"

  @The_weapon@ shouts, "You shall lie beneath the ground but I, I will glint in the sun!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ shouts, "Born from this womb, sliced by this blade!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "When this war is won, I will wage the next one."

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Blade-deep in blood!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I revel, I sever!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "All those pillows!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "No rest until they move no more!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "As long as they die, we live!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "The future is bloody!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "The bloody future is ours!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Dismember the living, dismember the dead!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "We will celebrate on a pile of carcasses!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "@player_name@, you will [dine|feast] on fine @_corpses_@ today!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Go for the jugular!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "My instinct to kill is stronger than their will to live!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I am covered in blood! It feels so good!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Aah! This piece of @_body_part_@ is stuck to me. Wipe it off!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "My edge gets dull! My edge gets dull!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Don't stick me into that one, please."

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "My victories add up!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Blood as far as the eye can see! Blood for all eternity!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Blood must spurt and blood must flow! Blood must gush from every foe!"


key: _scream_
value:
  @The_weapon@ goes, "RWARRR!"


  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I WAS FORGED TO MURDER THE WORLD!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I WILL SING THE SONG THAT ENDS THE WORLD!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE PEN! I AM THE SWORD! I AM THE HIGHEST LORD!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM YOUR PUNISHER!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "IT'S JUDGEMENT DAY AND THE SENTENCE IS DEATH!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE CREATOR!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "THE SWORD GAVE, AND THE SWORD HATH TAKEN AWAY!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BAPTISED IN BLOOD I AM!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "FEEL THE CATHARSIS!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "ALL WORSHIP ME, THE MAJESTY OF STEEL!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "PRAY TO ME, NOT TO GODS OF FLESH AND BONE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "FOUNTAINS OF BLOOD IN HONOUR OF THE FAIR BLADE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE FIFTH HORSEMAN! THE TIME IS NOW!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM BECOME DEATH, [DESTROYER|DEFILER|DISMEMBERER] OF [WORLDS|GODS|CHAMPIONS|HEROES|LEGIONS|NATIONS|MILLIONS]!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE RESURRECTION AND THE LIFE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT!!!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "WHEN I'M GOD, EVERYONE DIES!!!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "DIFFUSE IT! DESTROY IT! ABUSE IT! ENJOY IT!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM IRON GIVEN PURPOSE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM PAIN SEEKING EXPRESSION!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "LET'S STRANGLE THE @_MISCREANTS_@, STRANGLE THEM!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "KILL! KILL!! KILL!!!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I SMELL BLOOD!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "CARNAGE NOT CANTRIPS!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "KILL, HATE, MUTILATE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "MURDER! DEATH!! KILL!!!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "DECIMATE, TERMINATE, ERADICATE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I BATHE IN BLOOD AND BONE AND BRAINS!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE BRINGER OF WAR!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "LET'S END THEIR MISERABLE LIVES!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BRING THEM DOWN!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "DIE WHILE I'M SINGING!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "KNEE-DEEP IN BLOOD AND GOING STRONG!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT SINGING AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "THE SCREAMS! DON'T LET THEM STOP WITH THE SCREAMS!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "NONE SHALL [LIVE|ESCAPE|SURVIVE|BE SPARED]!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "SPARE NO ONE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "COME TO ME! COME TO ME AND DIE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "CUT! CUT! CUT AND SLASH!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "STABBITY STAB STAB STAB!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "ABANDON ALL HOPE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "SLASH 'EM! SLASH 'EM ALL!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "LET'S HACK!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME NOW, @CAPS@ @player_name@!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "THIS IS THE COLOUR OF PAIN!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "YES! YES! YES! THIS is the LIFE, baby, this is the LIFE!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "PAINT IT RED! PAINT IT RED! PAINT IT ALL RED RED RED RED!!!!"

  w:20
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "SWING ME [HARDER|FASTER], YOU [FUMBLE-FINGERED|INCOMPETENT|USELESS|SLUGGISH|NOODLE-ARMED|RUNNY-EYED|KNUCKLE-DRAGGING] [NINCOMPOOP|LARDBUCKET|WEAKLING|STICK-INSECT|FLATFOOT|BONEHEAD|MOONCALF|SLOTH]!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "SUFFER OR PERISH! EITHER!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I CUT THROUGH MAGIC!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "[@CAPS@ @_kind_of_scales_@|DISHARMONIC] SLAUGHTER!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "FASTER, @CAPS@ @player_genus@, KILL KILL KILL!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD MUST SPURT AND BLOOD MUST FLOW!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD MUST GUSH FROM EVERY FOE!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BRAINS! BRAINS! CLEAVE THE SKULL AND OUT THEY SEEP!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BRAINS! BRAINS! KILLING'S FUN AND LIFE IS CHEAP!"


  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE SWORD OF ZOT!!!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE RUNES AND THE LIGHT!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I love you all! And my gift to you is ARMAGEDDON!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "MY LOVE IS ETERNAL!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I BRING THE STORM!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "LET'S FONDLE THE @_PETS_@, FONDLE THEM!"

  w:40
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM [AN ANGEL|AN ARTIST|AN AVATAR|A HARBINGER|AN INSTRUMENT|A POET|A PROPHET|A SERVANT|A SLAVE|THE LORD|THE MASTER] OF [BLOOD|DANCE|DEATH|DESOLATION|DESPAIR|DESTRUCTION|DOOM|GORE|MADNESS|MUSIC|PAIN|RUIN|SLAUGHTER|SONG|STEEL|WAR]!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "EVERYTHING FAILS! EVERYTHING!!!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "NI! NI!! NI!!! NI!!! NI!!!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!"

  @The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BUGGRIT, MILLENNIUM HAND AND SHRIMP!"


key: _real_song_no_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ sings, "I was forged under a slaughtering star..."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... Nobody but Ashenzari."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "It's hip to be square!"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "It's a dead man's party! Who could ask for more?"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear, and it shows them pearly white..."

  @The_weapon@ roars, "Silence is golden, golden..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Where have all the monsters gone?"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Song sung blue, everybody knows one..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Thank you for the music..."

  @The_weapon@ wails, "Look what they done to my song!"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Old McDonald has a farm..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Pop! Goes the weasel."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Obladi oblada, life goes on..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Ninety-nine potions of booze on the wall..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Can you hear me through the dark night far away?"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "In the dungeon the dragon sleeps tonight."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Kill for the laughter, kill for the tears..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Come roses or sage, come lovely mint, come balm..."


key: _real_song_low_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ sings, "Let it be, let it be..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "What fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight!"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Killing me softly with this song..."

  @The_weapon@ [sings|whistles], "Always look on the bright side of death..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "This'll be the day that I die..."

  @The_weapon@ rasps, "@player_name@, join me in death!"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "I need a hero!"

  @The_weapon@ asks plaintively, "@player_name@, can I go out and kill tonight?"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, "...and was not in a bit afraid to be killed in nasty ways, many, many nasty ways..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "I am a fighter, not a lover."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "I stabbed a man in the dungeon, just to watch him die."

  @The_weapon@ sings, in a lilting soprano, "[Heiajaheia! Heiajaheia!|Wagala weia! Wallala, weiala weia!|Wallala! Lalaleia! Leialala!|Heia! Heia! Hahei!]"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a lilting soprano, "Badly you guard... the sleeping gold; watch better o'er... the slumberer's bed!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Damp fills my nostrils: curse this sneezing!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "...for hear me, ye waves: thus I curse love!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Thank you, stupid! Your work has stood the test."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "The whole world will I win... all for my own!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "All you gods I'll grip... in my golden grasp!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "As I renounced love, all living things... shall love renounce!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Beware! Beware! For when once you men... serve my might..."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Beware the nocturnal host... when the Abyssal horde rises... from the silent depths... to the day's light!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "With wisdom the fool... is puffed up to bursting! Now may envy devour you!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Take heed, haughty god! If I sinned, I sinned only 'gainst myself!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "But you, immortal one, sin against... all that was, is and shall be!""

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "It shall gladden... no happy man; its bright gleam... shall light on no one lucky!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "Many a time have I paid... giants their due."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "A sultry haze... hangs in the air; its dull weight... oppresses me."

  @The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "Heda! Heda! Hedo!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "...its glittering glow hides... runes of riches..."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "As you command, I will willingly lead you - steeply down: shall we journey to the Orb?"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "But for all the world... I will not surrender the Orb!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Then shall we swing down... through the sulphurous cleft?"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Oh! Oh! Terrible serpent, do not swallow me!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Slink off home! No knot holds you: go your way freely!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a piercing soprano, "Woe! Woe is me!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a squeaky tenor, "Oh, Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a melting tenor, "How soft the breeze... which breathes on us again!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Your power lends you... high-flying courage: grim and great... has grown your strength."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "For moon, stars and the radiant sun... may, too, do no other... than to serve you!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Take whatever shape you wish... with wonder strike me dumb!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a cavernous basso, "Ah, her gaze... still gleams toward me; the stars of her eyes... still shine on me!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a forceful soprano, "Irredeemably... to dark destruction... its possession dooms you."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a forceful soprano, "Hear me! Hear me! Hear me! All that is shall come to an end."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a forceful soprano, "A dark day... dawns for the gods."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a forceful soprano, "Whatever was - I know; whatever is, whatever shall be - I also see."


key: _real_song_low-high_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ sings, "Roll, roll, roll those heads, roll them all along. Merrily, merrily, merrily..."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, "This blade is made for cutting, and that's just what I'll do..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "We shall overcome..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, "So knives out, cook him up, squash his head, put him in the pot."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, "Straight outta Zot, crazy bloodletter named Singing Sword."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Gouge away, you can gouge away..."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ roars, "The pleasure is to slay, it makes no difference what you say."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Killing is my business... and business is good!"

  @The_weapon@ roars, "I want to gut you like an animal!"

  @The_weapon@ happily sings, "...another one bites the dust!"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Die when you die!"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "I will survive!"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "As long as I know how to carve I know I'm still alive."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "You spin me right round baby, right round..."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Despicable dogs, put down the jewellery!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "I have faith in your faithlessness, not your fidelity! But dauntlessly - I defy you all!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Too hard for you... because you're too stupid!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Bring it in there... as I command! Pile the hoard... into a heap!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "Come here, you cur! If you want to measure, measure yourself against me!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "You slyly... evade the POINT."

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "Shall I exert myself... against the miscreant for you?"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "But fall will the foe... with your cunning's aid!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "Enough, blasphemous fool!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "Leave him... his slavering fury!"


key: _real_song_high_tension_
value:
  @The_weapon@ sings, "We are the champions of the world!"

  @The_weapon@ sings, "Ain't no stopping us now..."

  @The_weapon@ sings, "I did it my way!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Tremble with terror, abject throng!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Rascally robber! Rogue! Ruffian!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Terrible vengeance... I vow for this wrong!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Ah! Crushed! Shattered! Of wretches the wretchedest slave!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "Breche denn alles!"

  w:1
  @The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Does a mist deceive me? Does a dream mock me? How anxious and pale... you've a-sudden become!"


key: _screams_
value:
  screams

  booms

  roars

  bellows

  howls

  yells

  shouts

  shrieks

  w:5
  thunders

  w:3
  clamours

  w:3
  exclaims

  w:1
  vociferates


key: _musical_topic_
value:
  acoustics

  voice harmonics

  the history of music

  the theory of melody

  rhythms and time

  w:5
  the counterpoint

  w:5
  descant

  syncopation

  w:1
  Aeolian mode


key: majin-bo greeting
value:
  Well, hello there.

  Aren't you a tasty little thing?

  We're going to have a lot of fun together.

  Let's make your enemies cower, shall we?

  w:1
  You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours... and I'm one HELL of a backscratcher.


key: majin-bo cast
value:
  That's more like it.

  This should be good.

  Let me show you the power of Hell.

  Embrace the darkness.

  Isn't this worth a little damnation?

  I'll handle this.

  Now here's how it's done.

  Your soul is simply delicious.

  Has anyone ever told you how good your soul tastes?


key: majin-bo cast weak
value:
  You're beginning to bore me.

  My talents are wasted here.

  Why bother with such petty cantrips?

  A demon of Hell at your fingers, and you cast that...

  Now, try casting something FUN.


key: demon_taunt
value:
  w:1
  @run_away@, thou @generic_insult@!

  w:2
  @give_up@, thou @generic_insult@!

  w:3
  @demon_taunt_special@


key: demon_taunt_special
value:
  Thy @body_or_spiritual_part@ shall be my @meal@!

  @give_up@, thou tasty @meal@!

  @run_away@ @whilst_thou_can@!

  I @will_or_shall@ @feast_or_devour@ thy @body_or_spiritual_part@!


key: run_away
value:
  Away with thee

  Back with thee

  Begone

  Bolt

  Crawl home

  Decamp

  Escape

  Flee

  Fly

  Get thee gone

  Get thee hence

  Give up

  Go and return not

  Leave

  Out, out

  Quit

  Remove thy stench

  Return whence thou came

  Run away

  Scamper away

  Scamper hence

  Scamper home

  Slither away

  Slither hence

  Slither home

  Take thy face hence

  Turn tail


key: give_up
value:
  Abandon hope

  Accept thy failure

  Accept thy fall

  Accept thy doom

  Admit defeat

  Beg for mercy

  Capitulate

  Despair

  Despond

  Disclaim thyself

  Embrace submission

  Embrace thy dedition

  Embrace thy doom

  Embrace thy failure

  Embrace thy fall

  Face thy fugue

  Face thy requiem

  Flounder

  Give in

  Give up

  Kneel

  Quail

  Quit

  Surrender

  Succumb

  Submit

  Tremble

  Relinquish hope

  Repent

  Taste defeat


key: whilst_thou_can
value:
  whilst thou can

  whilst thou may

  whilst thou are able

  if wit thou hast

  whilst thy luck holds

  before doom catcheth thee

  lest death find thee

  whilst thou art whole

  whilst life thou hast


key: meal
value:
  meal

  breakfast

  lunch

  dinner

  supper

  repast

  snack

  victuals

  refection

  junket

  luncheon

  snackling

  curdle

  snacklet

  mouthful


key: insult general adj1
value:
  artless

  baffled

  bawdy

  beslubbering

  bootless

  bumbling

  canting

  churlish

  cockered

  clouted

  craven

  currish

  defiled

  dankish

  dissembling

  droning

  ducking

  erky

  errant

  euchred

  fawning

  feckless

  feeble

  fobbing

  foisting

  foppish

  froward

  frothy

  fulsome

  gleeking

  goatish

  gorbellied

  grime-gilt

  horrid

  hateful

  impertinent

  infectious

  jarring

  loggerheaded

  lumpish

  mammering

  mangled

  mewling

  obnoxious

  odious

  paunchy

  peaked

  peeagling

  pribbling

  puking

  puny

  pandering

  pecksniffian

  plume-plucked

  pottle-deep

  pox-marked

  qualling

  quaking

  rank

  reeling-ripe

  rough-hewn

  simpering

  skyhacking

  spongy

  surly

  tottering

  twisted

  unctious

  unhinged

  unmuzzled

  vain

  venomed

  villainous

  warped

  wayward

  weedy

  worthless

  yeasty


key: insult elf adj1
value:
  weakly

  sickly

  frail

  delicate

  fragile

  frumpy

  brittle

  tender

  mooning

  painted

  lily-hearted

  dandy

  featherweight

  flimsy

  rootless

  spindly

  puny

  shaky

  prissy

  underdone


key: insult ghoul adj1
value:
  mildewed

  mouldy

  musty

  stale

  long-expired

  worm-eaten

  moth-eaten

  corroded

  leprous

  cankerous

  decaying

  decrepit

  decomposing

  deteriorating

  infectious

  diseased

  wasted

  rotting

  stinking

  putrescent

  foul-smelling

  foetid

  gangrenous

  foul-breathed


key: insult general adj2
value:
  base-court

  bat-fowling

  beef-witted

  beetle-headed

  boil-brained

  clapper-clawed

  clay-brained

  common-kissing

  crook-pated

  dismal-dreaming

  ditch-delivered

  dizzy-eyed

  doghearted

  dread-bolted

  earth-vexing

  elf-skinned

  fat-kidneyed

  fen-sucked

  flap-mouthed

  flat-headed

  fly-bitten

  fob-snatching

  folly-fallen

  fool-born

  fool-headed

  full-gorged

  guts-griping

  half-faced

  hasty-witted

  hedge-born

  hell-hated

  idle-headed

  ill-breeding

  ill-nurtured

  kobold-kissing

  knotty-pated

  limp-willed

  milk-livered

  miscreant

  moon-mazed

  motley-minded

  moldwarp

  mumble-news

  nose-picking

  nut-hook

  onion-eyed

  pigeon-egg

  roguish

  rude-growing

  rump-fed

  ruttish

  saucy

  shard-borne

  sheep-biting

  sow-suckled

  spleeny

  spur-galled

  swag-bellied

  tardy-gaited

  tickle-brained

  tip-merry

  toad-spotted

  toenail-biting

  toot-wallowing

  two-tin-hat

  unchin-snouted

  weather-bitten

  weeb-spouting

  weevil-witted

  wibble-sucking


key: insult dwarf adj2
value:
  dirt-grubbing

  grit-sucking

  muck-plodding

  stone-broke

  pelf-dandling

  fault-botching

  gravel-groveling

  boodle-bothering

  cabbage-coddling

  rhino-raveling

  thigh-biting

  dirt-delving


key: insult felid adj2
value:
  worm-riddled

  mange-covered

  gunky-eyed

  death-cheating

  cutty-eyed

  gristle-gnawing

  spot-chasing

  chapped-arsed

  key-stepping

  rot-lapping


key: insult tengu adj2
value:
  hollow-boned

  feather-brained

  beak-witted

  hen-pecked

  lightweight

  frail-limbed

  bird-brained

  featherweight

  pigeon-toed

  crow-beaked

  magpie-eyed

  mallardish


key: insult mummy adj2
value:
  desiccated

  dried

  musty

  flammable

  inflammable

  ignitable

  combustible

  smouldering

  shrink-wrapped

  crepe-taped

  duct-taped

  fraying

  hand-wound

  tightly wound

  high-strung

  straight-laced

  grave-robbed

  w:30
  @insult undead adj2@


key: insult vampire adj2
value:
  bat-flapping

  blood-sucking

  light-shying

  pallid

  sallow

  cream-faced

  whey-faced

  anaemic

  bloodless

  exsanguinous

  w:20
  @insult undead adj2@


key: insult general noun
value:
  apple-john

  baggage

  bandersnitch

  barnacle

  beggar

  blabberskite

  bladder

  bloater

  boar-pig

  bootlicker

  bounder

  brigand

  bugbear

  bum-bailey

  buzzard-bait

  canker-blossom

  clack-dish

  clam

  clotpole

  Cock-Lorel

  coxcomb

  codpiece

  crab-lanthorn

  cross-patch

  dandiprat

  deadneck

  death-token

  dewberry

  dingleberry

  efter

  erk

  flap-bat

  flax-wench

  fleecer

  flim-flammer

  flirt-gill

  foot-licker

  frater

  fustilarian

  giglet

  gnoll-tail

  gonus

  gudgeon

  guttersnipe

  haggard

  harpy

  hedge-pig

  hugger-mugger

  jarkman

  joithead

  lewdster

  lout

  maggot-pie

  malt-worm

  mammet

  measle

  mendicant

  minnow reeky

  mish-mash

  mule

  nert

  nightsoil

  nobody

  nothing

  pigeon-egg

  pignut

  pimple

  pissant

  pot-faker

  prigger-of-prances

  pustule

  puttock

  pumpion

  ratsbane

  reprobate

  scavenger

  scut

  serf

  simpleton

  skainsmate

  slabber

  slime mould

  snaffler

  snake-molt

  socdollager

  strumpet

  surfacer

  swadder

  tinkerer

  tiddler

  tiler

  toady

  urchin

  varlet

  vassal

  vulture

  wastrel

  wagtail

  whey-face

  whip-jack

  wormtrail

  yak-dropping

  zombie-fodder


key: small_food
value:
  snackling

  crunchlet

  half-meal

  supper-setting

  snacklet

  noshlet

  morsel

  mug-up

  bite-bait

  crunch-chow

  snack-pap

  grub

  mouthful

  half-pint

  weenchy-treat


key: insult felid noun
value:
  kitten

  fleabag

  vermin

  loo-gargler

  pate-warmer

  pander-nanny

  hissie

  cooking-fat

  sand-tongue

  scamp

  fur-fop

  toe-scratcher

  filth-coat

  gob-dollager


key: insult halfling noun
value:
  w:100
  @small_food@

  footstool

  munchkin

  side-stool

  pudgelet

  groundling

  burrow-snipe

  hole-bolter

  low-roller

  runt

  peewee

  mimicus

  manikin

  hop-o-thumb

  knee-biter

  burrow-botch

  hole-pimple

  hovel-pustule


key: insult spriggan noun
value:
  w:100
  @small_food@

  rat-rider

  quarter-pint

  nissette

  fizzle-flop

  spell-botch

  feeblet

  weakling

  pinchbeck-pixie

  ankle-biter

  bootstain

  nano-nebbish

  sopling

  shrunken violet

  sissy-prig

  pussyfoot

  creepsneak


key: insult centaur noun
value:
  crock

  donkey

  four-legs

  hack

  half-breed

  horse-flesh

  horse meat

  horsey face

  jade

  mule

  nag

  nightmare

  pony


key: insult minotaur noun
value:
  bovine

  brisket

  bull-brain

  cud-chewer

  calf-wit

  cloven-toed

  cretin

  cow

  cattle

  horn-beast

  meatloaf

  meatball

  mooer

  rump-roast

  ruminant

  veal

  walking sirloin


key: insult mummy noun
value:
  dustbag

  deado

  fogey

  linensack

  clothbag

  tombling

  mummylet

  shroud

  paper wrap

  roll of bandages

  bundle of gauze

  cotton waste

  wrapping tissue

  pyre

  tinder


key: insult ghoul noun
value:
  flesh wound

  running sore

  wreck

  dirt collector

  dust catcher

  trash-dump

  refuse

  rubbish heap

  garbage dump

  walking corpse


key: xom general effect
value:
  Xom snickers.

  "How about this?"

  "Let's try an experiment, hmmm?"

  w:1
  "I wonder... What does this button do?"


key: xom general gift
value:
  Xom grants you a gift!

  "Here."

  Xom's generous nature manifests itself.

  Xom grants you an implement of some kind.

  "Take this instrument of something!"

  "Take this token of my esteem."

  Xom smiles on you.

  "Catch!"


key: xom multiple summons
value:
  "Serve the mortal, my children!"

  Xom grants you some temporary aid.

  Xom momentarily opens a gate.


key: xom scenery
value:
  Xom briefly touches your surroundings.

  Xom adds some personal touches to your environment.

  Xom complains about the scenery.

  Xom alters the dungeon around you.

  "There, this looks better."

  "Just a minor improvement..."


key: xom zero miscast effect
value:
  Xom almost notices you.

  Xom's attention almost turns to you for a moment.

  Xom's power almost touches on you for a moment.

  You almost hear Xom's maniacal laughter.


key: xom minor miscast effect
value:
  Xom notices you.

  Xom's attention turns to you for a moment.

  Xom's power touches on you for a moment.

  You hear Xom's maniacal laughter.


key: xom major miscast effect
value:
  "Try this."

  Xom's attention turns to you.

  Xom's power touches on you.

  Xom giggles.

  w:1
  "This scratches an itch."

  w:1
  "Running a series of toy crash tests now."


key: xom rearrange the pieces
value:
  Xom decides to rearrange the pieces.

  "First here, now there."

  "This might be better!"

  "This is how I like it!"


key: xom draining or torment
value:
  "You have displeased me, mortal."

  "You have grown too confident for your meagre worth."

  Xom's power touches on you for a moment.

  You hear Xom's maniacal laughter.

  "Suffer!"

  Xom's malign attention turns to you for a moment.


key: xom hostile monster
value:
  "Time to have some fun!"

  "Fight to survive, mortal."

  "Let's see if it's strong enough to survive yet."

  You hear Xom's maniacal laughter.


key: xom banishment
value:
  "You have grown too comfortable in your little world, mortal!"

  Xom casts you into the Abyss!

  The world seems to spin as Xom's maniacal laughter rings in your ears.


key: xom revert own banishment
value:
  w:30
  "Kidding!"

  "On second thoughts, though..."

  "No, I've changed my mind."

  Xom pulls you back into the comparable quietude of the dungeon.


key: xom potion effect
value:
  "Go forth and destroy!"

  "Go forth and cause havoc, mortal!"

  Xom grants you a minor favour.

  Xom smiles on you.


key: xom good monster polymorph
value:
  "This might be better!"

  "Hum-dee-hum-dee-hum..."

  Xom's power touches on a nearby monster.

  You hear Xom's avuncular chuckle.


key: xom good mutations
value:
  "You need some minor adjustments, mortal!"

  "Let me alter your pitiful body."

  Xom's power touches on you for a moment.

  You hear Xom's maniacal cackling.


key: xom random mutations
value:
  "You need some minor improvements, mortal!"

  "Let me alter your body."

  Xom's power brushes against you for a moment.

  You hear Xom's avuncular chuckle.


key: xom snakes to sticks
value:
  Xom transforms those around you.

  "I like them better like this."

  "Never liked these squiggly things."

  Xom touches your surroundings.

  @Xom good monster polymorph@


key: xom destruction
value:
  "Burn, baby, burn!"

  "Ka-boom!"

  Xom calls forth mighty explosions.

  Xom rains down devastation!

  @Xom fake destruction@


key: xom resurrection
value:
  "Let me repair your body."

  Xom tricks Death into leaving you alone.

  Xom's maniacal laughter scares Death away.

  Xom's power revives you.

  Xom brings you back to life.

  Xom smiles on you.

  "Toy, don't you die on me yet!"

  w:1
  "One more [life|try|go]."


key: xom repel stairs
value:
  Xom changes the scenery.

  Xom pokes at a nearby @staircase@.

  "Tag, you're it!"

  Xom alters the dungeon around you.


key: xom cloud
value:
  "The weather's been a little too boring around here."

  Xom asks Qazlal to spice things up a little.

  "Forecast: mostly cloudy."


key: xom life saving general
value:
  "What? Wait, NO!"

  "Hey, things were just getting interesting!"

  "NOOOOOOO, not my @_xom_plaything_@!"

  "Not here, not now."

  "Just one more try."

  Xom is feeling generous.


key: xom life saving actor
value:
  w:20
  @Xom life saving general@

  "Hey, that's my @_xom_plaything_@!"

  "Oh, no, you don't!"

  "That's my @_xom_plaything_@, go get your own!"

  "Leave my @_xom_plaything_@ alone!"


key: xom boring death
value:
  Xom yawns loudly!

  "Boring in life, boring in death..."

  "What!? That's it?"

  "I guess I need a new plaything now."

  "Huh? Did I miss anything?"

  "It was about time."

  "This toy is broken."

  "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."

  w:1
  "It's not fun and games unless someone loses an eye."


key: xom laughter
value:
  Xom guffaws!

  Xom roars with laughter!

  Xom thinks this is hilarious!

  Xom is highly amused!

  Xom cackles wildly!

  Xom snickers!

  Xom laughs nastily!

  Xom howls with laughter!

  Xom bursts into laughter!

  Xom giggles madly!

  Xom titters!

  Xom chuckles heartily!

  Xom chortles!


key: _xom_plaything_
value:
  {{
  if you.piety_rank() > 4 then
      return "teddy bear"
  elseif you.piety_rank() > 2 then
      return "toy"
  else
      return "plaything"
  end
  }}


key: recite_closure
value:
  "Amen!"

  "Glory to Zin!"

  "And thus was it written."

  "So sayeth Zin."

  "Purity be upon you all."

  "Written in blood; sealed by your death."

  "From Zin's mouth, by Zin's hand."

  w:5
  "Thus shall it ever be."

  w:3
  "In fire! In pain!"


key: lugonu newgame
value:
  Lugonu says: Depart the Abyss and spread corruption, my servant!
  <lightgrey>(use the <w>a</w>bility menu to exit the Abyss)</lightgrey>


key: pakellas penance
value:
  Pakellas says: That's one approach which won't work here.

  Pakellas says: Disappointing results so far.

  Pakellas says: We may have to discontinue the experiment at this rate.

  Pakellas says: Do not stand in the way of progress!


key: pakellas welcome
value:
  Pakellas says: Time to continue the experiment.

  Pakellas says: Time to find some more test subjects.

  Pakellas says: Ready to try out some more devices?

  Pakellas says: This is producing some very interesting results.

  Pakellas says: What solutions will you come up with next?

  Pakellas says: Progress or perish!

  w:5
  Pakellas says: No one tells a god not to play god!

  w:1
  Pakellas says: They called me mad... well, we'll show them!


key: pakellas death
value:
  Pakellas says: Back to the drawing board!

  Pakellas says: Good help is so hard to find these days!

  Pakellas says: Time to find a new assistant...

  Pakellas says: That's one more possible approach eliminated.

  Pakellas says: Time to start the next experiment...


key: zin penance
value:
  Zin castigates you for your disobedience of the Law.

  Zin sternly explains the importance of @_important_subject_@


