# dbm

key: _colour_name_
value:
  aubergine

  azure

  beige

  black

  blue

  bronze

  brown

  charcoal

  chartreuse

  cobalt blue

  copper

  cyan

  dun

  gold

  green

  grey

  gridelin

  indigo

  lavender

  leaf green

  lime green

  magenta

  marigold

  mauve

  ochre

  orange

  pink

  purple

  red

  rubric

  scarlet

  silver

  umber

  viridian

  white

  yellow


key: smell_name
value:
  baking bread

  burning hair

  coffee

  dragon dung

  fire and brimstone

  mustard

  pepper

  salt

  something weird

  sulphur

  tea

  the scent of fear

  wet wool


key: sound_name
value:
  a burbling brook

  a crunching sound

  a lullaby played backwards

  a very strange noise

  a very strange noise indeed

  a voice calling someone else's name

  roaring flames

  snatches of song

  the distant roaring of an enraged @_roaring_animal_name_@

  the chiming of a distant gong

  the sound of one hand clapping

  the tinkle of a tiny bell

  the ringing of an enormous bell

  whispers in an ancient language

  whistling wind


key: sht_int_loss
value:
  Your mind reels, touched by the horrors through the portal.

  You quiver within your mortal coil, caressed by the liquid insanity through the scintillating gateway.

  The summoning rite seems to take a not insignificant toll on your sanity.

  You have a brief vision of a great black cyclopean cityscape with towering stygian walls.

  Your vision is obscured by outlandish glyphs which seem to writhe squamously and alter their shape.

  You feel inexorably dogged by some nameless and implacable gloom.

  You reel in agony as your mind is raked by horrors beyond mortal ken.

  Your mind is seduced by sublime insanity as you glimpse through the portal into the nether beyond.

  You cackle madly at the sight of the eldritch monstrosity.

  You are seized by madness!

  Attempting to comprehend the unknowable depths of infinity takes a toll on your sanity.

  Your thoughts are inescapably tormented by a ceaseless, buzzing drone.

  Your mind collapses in madness at the sight of this blasphemy against creation!

  Your mind briefly shatters, though you barely manage to hold yourself together.

  You feel your tenuous grasp on sanity beginning to erode.

  Penetrating whispers of deepest heresy ceaselessly assail your thoughts.

  Your mind aches with revulsion at the sight of the undulating horrors you have wrought.

  For but a moment your mind is laid bare before the towering infinitude of the unimaginable.

  Your skull pulses and throbs as words spoken in an unspeakable tongue drift across your psyche.

  A thin, monotonous whinny from outside of time grows ever louder in your ears.

  Shapeless horrors persist on the edge of your vision, drawing ever closer.

  You are overcome with an inexorable feeling of implacable gloom.

  Coherent, reasonable thoughts seem alien to you.

  Tendrils of madness seep and wend into the darkest crevices of your mind.

  You struggle to grasp the nature of the incomprehensible forces at work.

  Nightmarish fiends assault your waking thoughts!

  Seething terrors besiege your sanity!

  Lucidity slithers from your feeble grasp.


key: welcome_spam
value:
  Will you prevail where others failed? Will you find the Orb of Zot?

  The bosom of this dungeon contains the fabled artefact, the Orb of Zot.

  Will you be the one to retrieve the fabulous Orb of Zot from the depths?

  It is said that the Orb of Zot exists deep within this dungeon.


key: welcome_spam halloween
value:
  @welcome_spam@ Be careful! Halloween tonight.

  The monsters here aren't big trick-or-treat fans. If they won't give you the Orb of Zot, you'll have to take it.

  A terrible geas has sent you after the Orb of Zot. What a horrible night to have a curse!

  As you descend in search of the Orb, ghosts and spectres flock about you. This place is haunted!

  You hear a witch cackle, and suddenly arrive in the dungeon. If you don't find the Orb of Zot, you'll turn into a toad!


key: hell_effect_quiet
value:
  {{
  if you.can_smell() then
      return "You smell brimstone."
  else
      return "Brimstone rains from above."
  end
  }}

  You feel lost and a long, long way from home...

  You shiver with fear.

  You feel a terrible foreboding...

  Something frightening happens.

  You sense an ancient evil watching you...

  You suddenly feel all small and vulnerable.

  You sense a hostile presence.

  "You will not leave this place."

  "Die, mortal!"

  "We do not forgive those who trespass against us!"

  "Trespassers are not welcome here!"

  "You do not belong in this place!"

  "Leave now, before it is too late!"

  "We have you now!"


key: hell_effect_noisy
value:
  A gut-wrenching scream fills the air!

  You hear words spoken in a strange and terrible language...

  You hear diabolical laughter!


key: eating_pizza
value:
  @_carni_mmm_@ Ham and pineapple.

  @_carni_mmm_@ Super Supreme.

  @_carni_mmm_@ Pepperoni.

  {{
  if you.race() == "Ghoul" then
      return "Anchovies... pretty bad, even for you."
  elseif you.race() == "Felid" then
      return "Anchovies! Purrfect..."
  else
      return "Yeuchh! Anchovies."
  end
  }}

  @_carni_mmm_@ Chicken.

  Mmm... That's the fabled Pandemonium Pizza!

  Mmm... @_cheese_kind_@ pizza.

  @_herbi_mmm_@ Vegetable.

  @_herbi_mmm_@ Peppers.

  @_herbi_mmm_@ Mushroom.


key: _cheese_kind_
value:
  Cheddar

  Edam

  Wensleydale

  Camembert

  Goat cheese

  Fruit cheese

  Mozzarella

  Sheep cheese

  Yak cheese


key: eating_fruit
value:
  Mmmm... Yummy @_fruit_type_@.

  That @_fruit_type_@ was delicious!

  Mmm - a full handful of @_small_fruits_@!

  w:1
  That @_peel_fruit_@ was delicious! Even the peel tasted good!

  w:1
  That @_sour_fruit_@ was rather sour... but delicious nonetheless!

  That choko was very bland.

  w:1
  That durian smelled terrible... but tasted delicious!

  w:1
  That snozzcumber tasted truly putrid!


key: _fruit_type_
value:
  orange

  banana

  pear

  apple

  apricot

  tomato

  peach

  plum

  rambutan

  lychee

  mango

  watermelon

  coconut

  breadfruit

  eggfruit

  dragonfruit

  guava

  mangosteen

  tangerine


key: _small_fruits_
value:
  strawberries

  blueberries

  blackberries

  bilberries

  raspberries

  huckleberries

  gooseberries

  cherries

  grapes

  sultanas

  figs

  dates

  almonds


key: xom lastname
value:
  w:280
  Xom of Chaos

  w:5
  Xom the Random

  w:5
  Xom the Random Number God

  w:5
  Xom the Elder Chaos God

  Xom the Tricky

  w:5
  Xom the Less-Predictable

  w:5
  Xom the Unpredictable

  Xom of Many Doors

  Xom the Capricious

  w:5
  Xom of Bloodstained Whimsey

  w:5
  Xom of Enforced Whimsey

  Xom of Bone-Dry Humour

  w:5
  Xom of Malevolent Giggling

  w:5
  Xom of Malicious Giggling

  w:5
  Xom the Psychotic

  w:5
  Xom the Psychopath

  w:2
  Xom of Gnomic Intent

  w:2
  Xom of Ineffable Intent

  w:2
  Xom of Fickle Intent

  w:2
  Xom of Swiftly Tilting Intent

  w:2
  Xom of Unknown Intent

  Xom the Fickle

  Xom of Unknown Intention

  w:4
  The Xom-Meister

  w:2
  The Xom-Meister, Xom-a-lom-a-ding-dong

  w:2
  The Xom-Meister, Xom-o-Rama

  w:2
  The Xom-Meister, Xom-Xom-bo-Bom, Banana-Fana-fo-Fom

  w:5
  Xom the Begetter of Turbulence

  w:5
  Xom the Begetter of Discontinuities


